You know you've played too much Fallout 3 when.....

[Technocrat]

When you think your father might not be at home because he secretly fled to finish his work on purifying the wasteland outside the house.

 

[Anton P. Nym]

I actually did spot a bobby-pin in the stairwell here in the office last weekend and almost bent over to pick it up. After that, I decided not to play Fallout that evening...

-- Steve

 

[Mr_Powers]

You begin ripping apart motorcycles and lawn mowers so that you can build yourself a gas powered sword.

... Actually that would be fucking awesome, anyone have a spare motorcycle?

 

[Galletea]

You look at your wrist after you've eaten/drunk anything.

 

[Skarvey]

ARGH, I AM REALLY MISSING OUT ON THIS FALLOUT THING! I wanted to get it, I was saving my money to get it, I was waiting to get it and then OOOH SHINY FABLE 2! I could just kick myself right now.

 

[dukethepcdr]

You enjoy carbonated beverages but think they could improve by adding an isotope induced glow.

You try to steal display rifles from museums because they ust be the most powerful.

You carry many bobby pins on you, just in case you need to pick a lock.

You wear a suit in any conversation circumstances because it gives you speech +5.

You refuse to eat because of the fear of radiation.

Thats my terrible attempt.

That wasn't terrible, it was pretty funny. I especially like the part about wearing a suit in conversations to get speech +5. Good one.

 

[Generic Hero]

When you don't want to go outside your vault in fear of the wasteland outside and think everything in this wasteland is trying to kill you.

 

[DeathQuaker]

I did, in fact, buy a friend of mine a bunch of apples, and later thought, "I need to go deliver Matt his mutfruit."

I also keep thinking the world outside is too brightly colored.

 

[neoman10]

when you walk around Arlington and Fairfax county trying to find a man with a twoheaded cow to buy some bullets

 

[LiquidForce]

When you try to combine two blunt kitchen knives to get one with better stats...

...You find yourself absentmindedly singing a song from GNR. And you realize that you're getting all the words absolutely correct.

Lol I'm guilty of that one.

A couple more quests and I'll be joining your little club :d

 

[Sennz0r]

You wear a suit in any conversation circumstances because it gives you speech +5.

It works though.

Seriously.

 

[Amnestic]

You wear a suit in any conversation circumstances because it gives you speech +5.

It works though.

Seriously.

I dunno, I think mine gives me +2 Charisma rather than +5 Speech, sure that comes out with a +4 Speech, but it also gives me +4 Barter.

 

[cainx10a]

You consider exploring subway tunnels since they are probably abandoned and home to feral ghouls! -arm shotgun-


Arm yourself because you never know when the US will try to annex canada.

 

[Sennz0r]

You wear a suit in any conversation circumstances because it gives you speech +5.

It works though.

Seriously.

I dunno, I think mine gives me +2 Charisma rather than +5 Speech, sure that comes out with a +4 Speech, but it also gives me +4 Barter.

Hmm I must say, listening to the reaction from the ladies mine also gives me a Charisma bonus, along with Attractiveness.
Also the +5 Speech only really works in formal events, other than that it might give you a + on Smoothtalk.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

you carry a shotgun around to deal with giant crabs.

Thats What She Said...Sorry.

Lapping up the water from your toilet,
Killing for a hat

 

[Seydaman]

when you start to think of killing an old lady for the keys to her house

 

[Amnestic]

You consider exploring subway tunnels since they are probably abandoned and home to feral ghouls! -arm shotgun-

Shotgun? I don't think you've discovered the awesomeness that is Burnmaster with 100 Big Guns skill. Sneaking through the subway tunnels is all well and good, but why sneak when you can just light em up?

I'm just waiting for someone to make a dual wield flamer mod and red-coloured Power Armour so that I can feel like a Starcraft Firebat.

"Need a light?"

You wear a suit in any conversation circumstances because it gives you speech +5.

It works though.

Seriously.

I dunno, I think mine gives me +2 Charisma rather than +5 Speech, sure that comes out with a +4 Speech, but it also gives me +4 Barter.

Hmm I must say, listening to the reaction from the ladies mine also gives me a Charisma bonus, along with Attractiveness.
Also the +5 Speech only really works in formal events, other than that it might give you a + on Smoothtalk.

Don't forget to equip your stylish +1 Charisma/+1 Luck Hat. It's a necessity these days.

 

[Arionis]

That would be best.

- You see someone with a disease and crouch until you can determine if they are feral or not.
- You get a hole in your jeans and tear apart another set to fix it.
- You hear the words "Vault" and instead of thinking of energy drinks mixed with soda, you wonder if the recent escapee is going to be good or bad.