You like getting abducted don't you? You nasty little human

[Xpwn3ntial]

Worst thing: Pull down your trousers

Best thing: I will grant you infinite knowledge(which includes the knowledge on how to alter your genes, making me a shapeshifter of sorts

But what if they want to pull down your trousers because the sexy alien lady will soon arrive?

She won't. That's what they'll tell you. How do you think they got the pants off of all the other men who have been abducted?

 

[UltraParanoia]

Worst: Prepare to harvest the lower horn!

Best: What the fuck is he doing here? Sorry dude, student driver. You want some stuff to make up for it?

 

[magnuslion]

best:
Yo human!!! we heard you people really no how to party, we've got thousands of humanoid woman and an endless supply of booze. lets rock this planet!!

worst:
all your bases are belong to us!!!!

 

[Croaker42]

Worst: They have a transmatter ray and explain that they are going to turn my penis in a potted plant, rooster, elegant coffee table.

Best: They need a compitent Palidin for the eternal 3.5 D&D Game. Im thinking a never ending game with infinte pizza and MtDew.

 

[GoldenRaz]

Best: What is they bidding my master?

You wouldn't have to have been playing Warcraft 3 at some point, would you?

Hah...Warcraft 3!! Try Vader in Empire.

Gaaah, I've been out-referenced. Not fair

Isn't it a Darth Vader quote?

Apparently, I'm the only one who doesn't think of Vader before Acolytes. Odd, that.

 

[ejb626]

Worst: This one looks especially delicious. (accompanied by the floor of the ship being littered with several blood-stained bones)

Best: We just happened to havve all this advance weaponry and gentic modifications that give you superpower lying around, with this stuff world domination would be a snap, you want it?

 

[Burst6]

worst:

we just have to put this sharp, burning, electrocuted probe into your cavities. yes, every cavity.

best:

Hello human, we figured out that our races would become superbeings if we created human/alien hybrids. We would like you to start.

assume that the alien women are hot.

 

[Caligulove]

Worst: Off-world mining slavery

Best: Studying Reproduction of Humans.

 

[Jamface]

Worst: How do you feel about castration...?
Best: How do you feel about immortality...?

 

[El Poncho]

Worst thing: Pull down your trousers

Best thing: I will grant you infinite knowledge(which includes the knowledge on how to alter your genes, making me a shapeshifter of sorts

But what if they want to pull down your trousers because the sexy alien lady will soon arrive?

Aslong as it doesn't include something big going up my ass i'm fine.

 

[firedfns13]

Worst:Are probes go other places than just anal.
Best:We have 200 human females which we will force you to breed with.

What if they're ugly?

 

[TheScarecrow]

Worst: "Test subject 053. Lets begin with lobotomy shall we?"
Best: "Hello, I'm the Doctor."

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Worst things: (Xenomorph roar 5 inches away)

Best thing: Sex with hot alien chicks 24/7

 

[Pegghead]

Worst thing to hear: HOO YEAH BOY WE GOT US SOME HUMAN! WE'RE GONNA BE THE SPACE TOAST OF THE SPACE LODGE TONIGHT!

Best thing to hear (If they are the 50s kinds of aliens I.E just human females in busty, silver spandex costumes): We have abducted you in order to learn more about this earth thing you call kissing (You know what sci-fi show I got that line from).

 

[The DSM]

Best: There the asari from Mass Effect.

Awesome !

Bad: "We have learnt about your culture from something called /b/"

Never gonna give you up....

*Shudder*

 

[Irridium]

worst: Anal probe? Thats disgusting, we use Crotch Probes, much better.

best: We just gave you telepathic abilities.

 

[saphirekosmos]

Worst- prepare the vivisection table.

Best- Here is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 of your Dollars in gold. Enjoy.