You like getting abducted don't you? You nasty little human

[RealLifev2.0.09]

Worst: Hello human we just beamed you here to inform you that you and your kind are being served your 30 day planetary eviction notice. Why? We are building an intergalactic super highway. Well you should have taken this up with the galactic council the plans have been in the works for over 100 years. *Beams back down to Earth*

Best: Oh I am terribly sorry there has been a mix up this is not the planet we wanted to evict. Have a nice day. *Beams back down to Earth*

 

[FastFoot92]

This sounds like a fetish thread but okay......

Worst thing:We hear the moral of your planets religion is to turn the other the other cheek.....

Best Thing:We are the Boobulas

 

[Lord Benny]

Worst: Sorry man, but we're all out of sedatives, so it's really gonna hurt when we eat you alive.

Best: Hey buddy. So, we've got some perfect steakes, perfect games, perfect movies and perfectly hot and horny babes, and we want you to try them all out and tell us which is the ultimate best. We figured we'll run this test for as long as you see necessary to make a definite conclusion, and you can stay in our perfect castle in Scotland while you conduct this experiment for us. The point is to find out which of these things we'll use in future trade with you humans, and since that means we won't use these five hundred billion pounds we nicked, you can have them too. Would you like to make any further requests before we get this thing started?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Worst: "Alright, Grglplix, you can keep this one. But don't forget to punch holes in the top of the jar this time!"
(cookie for the reference)

Best: "Damn, dude! We didn't mean to leave you on that backwater rock for thirty-four years. Why don't you drive for the trip back?"

 

[The Warden]

Worst Thing: And now we will administer the immortality formula in the human, and begin test 'Eternal Tentacle Rape'.
Best thing: WELCOME, WE WILL TEACH YOU THE MAGICAL POWERS OF THE FORCE, AND GIVE YOU THE ABILITY TO CREATE ANYTHING.

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

Worst: We need to gather tissue samples from this specimen. Ready the Spine-o-matic and prepare his scrotum for the juicer.

Best: HEEEEY man! We have this awesome turn-into-a-superman-esque-dude-type-guy elixir. Wannna try it?

 

[RanD00M]

Worst:Cut out his testicles and make him eat the.

Best:You are our new leader.What world would you like to go to?

 

[Logic 0]

Worst thing: Boy you sure got a perty mouth.

Best thing: Were here to cure the earth of it's idiot problem.

 

[DemonicVixen]

worst thing "i want to play a game"
Best "your not worth our time, return home!"

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Worst: Hah, you just lost the game human!

Best:You want some beer?

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

Worse:
This one is to small, throw him back...

Best:

...
...

You know... I got nothing. At least nothing which doesn't betray me as the sick perverted being I am.

 

[Urgh76]

worst: our alien sensors picked up something called "Disney" which intrigued us. u will now perform every act for the rest ofyour life for our amusement! Best: Prepare for intense SNOO SNOO!

 

[Urgh76]

Worst Thing: And now we will administer the immortality formula in the human, and begin test 'Eternal Tentacle Rape'.

how is that bad?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Worst Thing: And now we will administer the immortality formula in the human, and begin test 'Eternal Tentacle Rape'.

how is that bad?

He will be tentacle raped for all eternity.

 

[Dr.Sean]

Best: We have come to take you to a planet completely devoid Michael Bays!
Worst: We are the Bollians, devoted space-fans of Michael Bays and Uwe Boll. We shall now force you to watch their great movies for eternity!

 

[Dr.Sean]

Worst Thing: And now we will administer the immortality formula in the human, and begin test 'Eternal Tentacle Rape'.

how is that bad?

Didja finish reading the post and read the part aobut the tentacle rape?

 

[Urgh76]

Worst Thing: And now we will administer the immortality formula in the human, and begin test 'Eternal Tentacle Rape'.

how is that bad?

Didja finish reading the post and read the part aobut the tentacle rape?

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss :3

 

[traceur_]

Worst: We need a sample of his reproductive organ.

Best: Bring the one they call "Megan Fox" for experimental breeding while we go destroy the Valve head office.

 

[ucciolord1]

Worst: Sccchhllooorrrpppp!!!!
Best: .....
...........
Everyone else ninja'd me on this one.....