You Meet an Escapist IRL...

[Fappy]

So you meet up with someone on here IRL for the first time. Could be coincidence. Could be fate. Who the fuck knows.

Who is it that you meet and what do you do?

Me first!:

I'd meet up with SmashLovesTitanQuest [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/SmashLovesTitanQuest] and travel around eating different styles of pizza. We had a very profound discussion on varieties of pizza several months ago and this would be the perfect opportunity to expand on that. Plus, I love to eat pizza!

Also, Daystar [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] is not a valid Escapist for this exercise because everyone would pick him and it would be repetitive/boring.

 

[The Funslinger]

Well, I'd love to meet all the other Brovengers regulars.[footnote]Which includes Daystar, so SUCK IT, FAPPINGTON![/footnote]

Erm... probably Elementary Dear Watson, or Caramel Frappe.

I'm actually likely going to meet Watson next year at Escapism UK. So, wooh!

 

[ChildishLegacy]

I'd meet myself if you're saying it can be anybody but daystar, I am a person on here, look at you guys wasting it on just meeting up with people you've talked to. Imma break reality.

 

[General Twinkletoes]

I would meet Zeel and he'd spit in my face.
I'd meet karutomaru and he'd melt my brain
Also daystar, because fuck you and your rules!

 

[Fappy]

I would meet Zeel and he'd spit in my face.
I'd meet karutomaru and he'd melt my brain
Also daystar, because fuck you and your rules!

God damn it Spider-Man.

Also, I'd take Zeel to a screaming competition.

 

[Jonluw]

I would meet a dude and be like 'hey dude' and then be awkward for a bit before we decide to go our separate ways.

Or I would meet Skeleon and notice that he's my long lost identical twin brother.

 

[shrekfan246]

I would meet Eternal Nothingness.

My life would never be the same after that.

Fuck.

I think you won.

Yeah, I'd just want to shake the guy's hand.

Realistically, given my current status as a hermit, I think I'd be most likely to run into Zachary Amaranth or Irridium if their profiles are to be believed, because the three of us are all in the same state.

[sub]I'm not a stalker.[/sub]

Less realistically, I think it'd be pretty cool to meet most of the Brovengers, and I'm not sure I could single out any one person from the group who it'd be "more cool" to meet. A big grouping of Brovengers would probably cause the world as we know it to implode though.

EDIT: If we're allowed to meet former Escapists, I'd love to run across Karutomaru as well. That would be a day I never forget.

 

[General Twinkletoes]

God damn it Spider-Man.

Also, I'd take Zeel to a screaming competition.

Well I guess if you enjoy crushing defeat at everything you try, that'd be kind of fun.

 

[Fappy]

Less realistically, I think it'd be pretty cool to meet most of the Brovengers, and I'm not sure I could single out any one person from the group who it'd be "more cool" to meet.

The right answer is "Fappy".

 

[Ljs1121]

I don't know anyone on here well enough to answer this, so I'll say all of them.

Every single Escapist ever will meet me and it will be glorious. >

 

[Luftwaffles]

We will meet and i will yell "Escapist?! What is that?! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!"

Then run away.

 

[Esotera]

I think I'd choose Danyal, out of curiosity it'd be quite weird meeting anyone on here in person though. Alternatively I would love to meet the people behind the spambots.

 

[The Funslinger]

I'm not sure I could single out any one person from the group who it'd be "more cool" to meet.

As the person you stated you 'most loved on this site right now' I think I'll nab that trophy

 

[Daystar Clarion]

So you meet up with someone on here IRL for the first time. Could be coincidence. Could be fate. Who the fuck knows.

Who is it that you meet and what do you do?

Me first!:

I'd meet up with SmashLovesTitanQuest [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/SmashLovesTitanQuest] and travel around eating different styles of pizza. We had a very profound discussion on varieties of pizza several months ago and this would be the perfect opportunity to expand on that. Plus, I love to eat pizza!

Also, Daystar [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] is not a valid Escapist for this exercise because everyone would pick him and it would be repetitive/boring.

[HEADING=1]Oh come on![/HEADING]


I'd meet my fellow bros, then we'd form a super hero team, conveniently name The Brovengers, we'd all dress up like Mal Reynolds and cruise the world.

 

[Total LOLige]

I've not the foggiest. Everyone seems cool, so I'll pick whoever likes Feeder the most and we'd go to a Feeder gig.

*lurks to see if mentioned*

EDIT: Hazy992 is cool, so him. Cooler than Daystar.

Seven pages and I haven't been mentioned yet, that certainty doesn't make your e-balls feel big.

 

[The Funslinger]

I don't know anyone on here well enough to answer this, so I'll say all of them.

Every single Escapist ever will meet me and it will be glorious. >

Past, present and future?

Because that would be awesome. 'Where am I? And who the hell are you guys?'

'Ohhh, you'll find out! Muhahahaha!'

 

[shrekfan246]

I'm not sure I could single out any one person from the group who it'd be "more cool" to meet.

As the person you stated you 'most loved on this site right now' I think I'll nab that trophy

Oh shit! You're right!

I still think a collective meeting of Brovengers would probably be the most awesome thing in the history of awesome, though. We could talk about our collective love of Firefly!

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Less realistically, I think it'd be pretty cool to meet most of the Brovengers, and I'm not sure I could single out any one person from the group who it'd be "more cool" to meet. A big grouping of Brovengers would probably cause the world as we know it to implode though.

It would be pretty damn awesome to meet up with the other Brovengers, that would be an awesome day.

Realistically though, probably Caramel Frappe since he's the closest to where I live.

I have met an Escapist IRL before though, he was the bartender on the day I went to an Irish Pub, and I got a free beer out of it!