You must assemble a 7-person team to combat attacking aliens.
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Me and six mechs from Achron to build me a secret underground chronoporter. I will then look around me. If there are a thousand copies of myself, each with a rocket launcher, then I will charge out and fight. If there are not, I will hide in my base for an hour, then travel back in time to a point just before my past self starts counting up how many copies of myself there are. If my past self decides to attack, I attack with him. If not, I wait with him until he travels back in time, at which point I follow him.
I think you see where this is going.
I think you see where this is going.
7 People? Hmm...
Duke Nukem (Even though Im not fond of him at all)
Commander Shepard (MY Commander Shepard no BS at lvl 1)
Master Chief
Isaac Clarke
Ashley Williams (Evil Dead's Ashley Williams not Mass Effect's)
Lelouch Lamperouge (He can use his Geass for GOOD!)
Hope Estheim (He can heal everybody)
Yeaaaah
Duke Nukem (Even though Im not fond of him at all)
Commander Shepard (MY Commander Shepard no BS at lvl 1)
Master Chief
Isaac Clarke
Ashley Williams (Evil Dead's Ashley Williams not Mass Effect's)
Lelouch Lamperouge (He can use his Geass for GOOD!)
Hope Estheim (He can heal everybody)
Yeaaaah
1. The 11th Doctor (Obviously essential)
2. Amy Pond (She'll probably do something extremely risky that fixes everything at the last minute)
3. Gandalf the White ( He's fucking GANDALF. I don't have to justify this.)
4. Tali Vas Normandy (For tech support. Also, proven she can fight an alien invasion already)
5. Commander Shepard (Femshep, that is. Same reason as Tali.)
6. Magneto (Aliens make stuff out of metal, right?)
7. The Black Smoke Monster (They will NEVER SEE IT COMING)
Yup, that should do it.
HONORABLE MENTIONS
People on this list were disqualified if they weren't team players or if thier skills weren't helpful against aliens.
The Master
Batman
V
Harbinger
Kratos
Daenerys Targaryen
2. Amy Pond (She'll probably do something extremely risky that fixes everything at the last minute)
3. Gandalf the White ( He's fucking GANDALF. I don't have to justify this.)
4. Tali Vas Normandy (For tech support. Also, proven she can fight an alien invasion already)
5. Commander Shepard (Femshep, that is. Same reason as Tali.)
6. Magneto (Aliens make stuff out of metal, right?)
7. The Black Smoke Monster (They will NEVER SEE IT COMING)
Yup, that should do it.
HONORABLE MENTIONS
People on this list were disqualified if they weren't team players or if thier skills weren't helpful against aliens.
The Master
Batman
V
Harbinger
Kratos
Daenerys Targaryen
Hmm, lets see.
Captain Jack Harkness (If all else fails he can probably seduce the alien leader too!)
The Doctor (well, cant beat him for experience vs alien invasion)
Superman (could probably push alien ships out of orbit)
'Paul' from Paul (Will likely have a BIG advantage dealing with other aliens)
Agent Ian Cormac (not much gets past this guy)
'Falling Outside the Normal Moral Constraints' (could probably turn the fleet back or at least seriously inconvenience them)
Captain Malcom 'Mal' Reynolds (another guy who works best under pressure)
Captain Jack Harkness (If all else fails he can probably seduce the alien leader too!)
The Doctor (well, cant beat him for experience vs alien invasion)
Superman (could probably push alien ships out of orbit)
'Paul' from Paul (Will likely have a BIG advantage dealing with other aliens)
Agent Ian Cormac (not much gets past this guy)
'Falling Outside the Normal Moral Constraints' (could probably turn the fleet back or at least seriously inconvenience them)
Captain Malcom 'Mal' Reynolds (another guy who works best under pressure)
Commander Shepard.
Garrus Vakarian
Urdnot Wrex
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
Liara T'Soni
Jeff Moreu
Mordin Solus
That. Is. All.
Garrus Vakarian
Urdnot Wrex
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
Liara T'Soni
Jeff Moreu
Mordin Solus
That. Is. All.
Max (bunny with a dictionary)
A random grunt (Halo)
A black hole (for racial equality)
Me (oh boy, we are all fucked)
Deadpool (cause it's partytime)
Muggy (for moral support)
Toaster (because you never know when you might have to declare genocide on random "alien" appliances)
Deadpool will break dance, I will tell Max to put the black hole outside, (just to ensure he stuffs it into the grunts methane tank) Muggy will fight any enemy coffee cups with neurotic lasers that he doesn't have and we will all take turns throwing the Toaster at walls so that he can burn shit and rant psychotically at the ship's forcefields.
All in all I fail to see what could possibly be a better plan. SLURR SQUADRON... APPROVED!
Edit: And Shegogorath because the god of madness does not recognize the number 8, it is conspicuously lacking in clowns... and cheese.
A random grunt (Halo)
A black hole (for racial equality)
Me (oh boy, we are all fucked)
Deadpool (cause it's partytime)
Muggy (for moral support)
Toaster (because you never know when you might have to declare genocide on random "alien" appliances)
Deadpool will break dance, I will tell Max to put the black hole outside, (just to ensure he stuffs it into the grunts methane tank) Muggy will fight any enemy coffee cups with neurotic lasers that he doesn't have and we will all take turns throwing the Toaster at walls so that he can burn shit and rant psychotically at the ship's forcefields.
All in all I fail to see what could possibly be a better plan. SLURR SQUADRON... APPROVED!
Edit: And Shegogorath because the god of madness does not recognize the number 8, it is conspicuously lacking in clowns... and cheese.
Marcus Fenix: Because chainsaw
Master Chief: experienced alien ass kicker
Commander Shepard: He has his crew and the normandy
The Beatles: We need music while ass kicking
Master Chief: experienced alien ass kicker
Commander Shepard: He has his crew and the normandy
The Beatles: We need music while ass kicking
jezus
yathzee
raptor jezus
duke nukem
jim raynor
a guy with 7 allien blastercannon things
raptor dukenukem
yathzee
raptor jezus
duke nukem
jim raynor
a guy with 7 allien blastercannon things
raptor dukenukem
Cthulu
Hades
Lucifer
Tezcatlipoca
Morgan Le Fay
and Anubis
GO TEAM. *cheesy pose*
While training to beat the aliens They would all live on a retro supervillain island and ''hilarious'' roommate comedy would ensue.
Hades
Lucifer
Tezcatlipoca
Morgan Le Fay
and Anubis
GO TEAM. *cheesy pose*
While training to beat the aliens They would all live on a retro supervillain island and ''hilarious'' roommate comedy would ensue.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Jorge
Tali Zorrah
Gunnery Sergeant Peter Stacker
'The Courier'
Jesus
Veronica Santiago
Jorge
Tali Zorrah
Gunnery Sergeant Peter Stacker
'The Courier'
Jesus
Veronica Santiago