You must assemble a 7-person team to combat attacking aliens.
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John Barrowman/Torchwood's Captin Jack Harkness (The sexy Leader!)
George Bush - (The confuser!)
Gordon Brown - (To ruin the aliens economy!)
Gabe Newell - (To delay the invasion!)
TF2's Sniper - (To short circuit the alien weaponry with piss!)
Phoenix Wright - (To sue the enemy for breaking universes law! and well he IS a defense attorney!)
Yahtzee - (To combat any alien propaganda and complain about it until they make it perfect for humanity's needs!)
George Bush - (The confuser!)
Gordon Brown - (To ruin the aliens economy!)
Gabe Newell - (To delay the invasion!)
TF2's Sniper - (To short circuit the alien weaponry with piss!)
Phoenix Wright - (To sue the enemy for breaking universes law! and well he IS a defense attorney!)
Yahtzee - (To combat any alien propaganda and complain about it until they make it perfect for humanity's needs!)
Well, within the first 15 seconds the chuck Norris clones would have made the aliens blow themselves up as well as destroy the entire known universe with a seven-way fist pump. Within the first 12 minutes they would have acknowledged that only one unstoppable force can exist in one universe and that each must create their own separate universe. and within 15 minutes they'd create seven universes and move time forward until it returns to 15 minutes ago.Cracker3011 said:
And then 7 versions of you would create 42 Chuck Norris clones and we'd start the whole awe-inspiring process over again.
1. Mechagodzilla 2
2. Alex Mercer
3. Psycho Mantis
4. Jason Vorhees
5. Galactus
6. Kerrigan (Starcraft)
7. Morgan Freeman
There I have a giant robot immune to lasers, a guy who can absorb people and become them with there memories, a powerful psychic, an un-killable murderer, a guy who eats freaking planets, the lady in charge of a swarm of aliens with nearly infinite numbers, and a guy with an awesome voice to narrate it all.
Captcha- What the heck is tiestic and why do I need to study it.
2. Alex Mercer
3. Psycho Mantis
4. Jason Vorhees
5. Galactus
6. Kerrigan (Starcraft)
7. Morgan Freeman
There I have a giant robot immune to lasers, a guy who can absorb people and become them with there memories, a powerful psychic, an un-killable murderer, a guy who eats freaking planets, the lady in charge of a swarm of aliens with nearly infinite numbers, and a guy with an awesome voice to narrate it all.
Captcha- What the heck is tiestic and why do I need to study it.
Me - The Leader
Commander Shepard - Cause he'll just punch them in the face..
Master Chief - To watch in awe as Shepard punches aliens in the face..
Superman - To laugh at Master Chief
The Little Katamari guy - To clean up all the dead aliens and ships
Garrus - To hang out with
Justin Bieber - so he can sacrifice himself for the good of man kind, right before Shepard goes a punching.
Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith - so he can put a cigar in his mouth and say "I love it when a plan comes together"
Commander Shepard - Cause he'll just punch them in the face..
Master Chief - To watch in awe as Shepard punches aliens in the face..
Superman - To laugh at Master Chief
The Little Katamari guy - To clean up all the dead aliens and ships
Garrus - To hang out with
Justin Bieber - so he can sacrifice himself for the good of man kind, right before Shepard goes a punching.
Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith - so he can put a cigar in his mouth and say "I love it when a plan comes together"
Master Chief (fights aliens), Shephard (fights aliens), Gordon Freeman (fights aliens), Predator (made a new race of alien just to hunt, fights humans who are alien to them), Peter Petrelli (with healing factor, time/space manipulation, healing touch and muscle memory) (with those powers he can heal, freeze time, teleport us and kick ass), Sasuke Uchiha (pretty powerful jutsu) and Andrew Jackson (he got shot at twice then beat the fucker)
...though i might consider switching someone out for fluttershy.
but what if the aliens are really good friends? the power of friendship would be matched!Nomeg Stylus said:
...though i might consider switching someone out for fluttershy.
Master Chief
Gordon Freeman
Duke Nukem
Son Goku
Issac Clarke
Commander Shepard
Superman
Pretty much an unstoppable team, me thinks.
Gordon Freeman
Duke Nukem
Son Goku
Issac Clarke
Commander Shepard
Superman
Pretty much an unstoppable team, me thinks.
7 guys:
Pikachu
Kratos
Nathan Hale
Tali Zorah Vas Normandy
Captain America
Isaac Clarke
Goku
And their leader? Chuck Norris of Course. Best. Team. Ever.
Pikachu
Kratos
Nathan Hale
Tali Zorah Vas Normandy
Captain America
Isaac Clarke
Goku
And their leader? Chuck Norris of Course. Best. Team. Ever.
Magneto, as a leader. He may also have some influence over the alien ships/weaponry assuming they're metal.
The Doctor as a strategist, having extensive knowledge of a plethora of alien races.
Spider-Man for stealth and reconnaisance missions. His spider-sense could also help with detecting danger before it even occurs.
Hellboy and Wolverine as powerhouses that could single-handedly take on multiple enemies and come out relatively unharmed.
Master Chief as weapons expert, as he appears to instantly be able to master any alien technology upon touching it.
and finally Iron Man, for creating technology that would help to destroy the alien fleet, such as bombs and the like.
The Doctor as a strategist, having extensive knowledge of a plethora of alien races.
Spider-Man for stealth and reconnaisance missions. His spider-sense could also help with detecting danger before it even occurs.
Hellboy and Wolverine as powerhouses that could single-handedly take on multiple enemies and come out relatively unharmed.
Master Chief as weapons expert, as he appears to instantly be able to master any alien technology upon touching it.
and finally Iron Man, for creating technology that would help to destroy the alien fleet, such as bombs and the like.
Commander Shepard (uses his diplomatic propaganda to unite the galaxy to fight)
Ace Rimmer (his good looks and absolute fearlessness will raise moral permanentaly)
Duke Nukem (tough and jokey, also good for moral)
Marcus Fenix (war hero, nuff said)
Dwayne Johnson (no-one can face the Smackdown!)
Bruce Campbell (he wears a chainsaw on his arm, argument is invalid)
Chow Yun Fat (fast as lightning)
Ace Rimmer (his good looks and absolute fearlessness will raise moral permanentaly)
Duke Nukem (tough and jokey, also good for moral)
Marcus Fenix (war hero, nuff said)
Dwayne Johnson (no-one can face the Smackdown!)
Bruce Campbell (he wears a chainsaw on his arm, argument is invalid)
Chow Yun Fat (fast as lightning)
Commander Shepard: excellent combatant, stellar for propaganda.
Simon from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: excellent combatant, peerless for raising morale and increasing power.
The Doctor: Brilliant intelligence and cleverness, and has a rather decent track record with attacking aliens.
Dr. Thomas Oliver: Better known as Tommy the White/Green/Red/Black Power Ranger. Just because that'd fulfill a childhood wish of mine for fighting alongside a Ranger.
Batman. Because Batman. Unmatched tactical ability and planning, excellent combatant.
Dr. Manhattan. A bit cheap, but we really can't afford to lose this fight. He's our big heavy hitter.
And MARTINEZ! From Modern Warfare 2. Because he can DO EVERYTHING! I'm just kidding.
I'd much rather have Superman, as another heavy hitter and morale booster.
Simon from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: excellent combatant, peerless for raising morale and increasing power.
The Doctor: Brilliant intelligence and cleverness, and has a rather decent track record with attacking aliens.
Dr. Thomas Oliver: Better known as Tommy the White/Green/Red/Black Power Ranger. Just because that'd fulfill a childhood wish of mine for fighting alongside a Ranger.
Batman. Because Batman. Unmatched tactical ability and planning, excellent combatant.
Dr. Manhattan. A bit cheap, but we really can't afford to lose this fight. He's our big heavy hitter.
And MARTINEZ! From Modern Warfare 2. Because he can DO EVERYTHING! I'm just kidding.
I'd much rather have Superman, as another heavy hitter and morale booster.
The cast of Mass Effect 1 with Ashley being replaced with Jack, Miranda replacing Kaidan, and Joker. That way I can hang out with everyone while we go on adventures in the Normandy while there is a more serious situation going on. Then when it comes time to choose who gets sacrificed in a nuke explosion I can sacrifice Jack with no second thoughts. Then I have Miranda to put my knob in before the final battle.