You must assemble a 7-person team to combat attacking aliens.

[William Ossiss]

team gay

gandalf

Gandalf wasn't gay.
I'm not sure how you reached that conclusion...
A wizard is istari. He had bigger problems than thinking with his dick. The wizard wasnt gay. He was of a different race, and therefore cannot be held with the standards of humans.


In fact, they were sent by the Valar to help and assist the peoples of Middle-earth to contest Sauron. The wizards were Maiar, spirits of the same order as the Valar, but lesser in power.

The Valar were basically the angels of middle earth.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

Spoiler: 1: the doctor

he cant die

Spoiler: 2: masterchief

he has a power suit

Spoiler: 3: dynamo

he can walk on water

Spoiler: 4: Nagi Springfeild

he can die

Spoiler: 5: Evangeline AK Mcdowell

she cant die

Spoiler: 6: Cortez

hes epic

Spoiler: 7: seta

he cant die

i think i win the war?

 

[feauxx]

team gay

gandalf

Gandalf wasn't gay.
I'm not sure how you reached that conclusion...
A wizard is istari. He had bigger problems than thinking with his dick. The wizard wasnt gay. He was of a different race, and therefore cannot be held with the standards of humans.


In fact, they were sent by the Valar to help and assist the peoples of Middle-earth to contest Sauron. The wizards were Maiar, spirits of the same order as the Valar, but lesser in power.

The Valar were basically the angels of middle earth.

way to take this too serious, lol. lightning is unspecified too, and there are 3 bi-sexuals in it. ian mckellen made gandalf ping and he rules so he's in my team -_-

grats on your lotr-penis. if i were to take your post too serious as well i would nitpick and tell you being gay has nothing to do with 'thinking with your dick'.

 

[Brian Hendershot]

Dead Pool.
Bruce Lee.
Commander Shepard.
Caboose.
The Medic.
Will Smith.
Walt Disney.

Anyone but Chuck Norris...

 

[Argol228]

The Doctor
My Shepherd (Female infiltrator)
My Avatar in Phantasy star Portable 2 (Female Human Vanguard)
My friends Avatar in Phantasy Star Portable 2 (Female Newman Force)
My Avatar in White Knight Chronicles 2 (Female Elemental Mage with incoruptus knight)
Samus
Princess Peach (Decent combat abilities, agile and decent magic, added Bonus of Mario and Bowser joining in the fight...He can't let Aliens hurt peach, it would undermine him as the villain XD)

 

[Stephen Wo]

Commander Video
Rico Rodriguez the gravity-defying dark wizard
JC Denton
Fazer Shepard (ME2)
Goosecat Cola (F:NV)
Mongoose Jones (F3)
The final form of Gurren Laggan that can only exist in an alternate dimension 'cause it's so big.

 

[Alaster Angelo]

Captain America
Thor
Hulk
Iron Man
Wonder Man
Hawkeye
Ant Man


AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

 

[Mr Dizazta]

Commander Shepard-Mass Effect Series
Master Chief-Halo Series
Isaac Clark-Dead Space Series
Gordon Freeman-Half Life Series
Samus Aran-Metroid Series
Simon-Gurren Lagann (Because his drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens!)
Captain Malcolm Reynolds-Firefly

 

[Blaster395]

7 different science fiction authors. Those guys have more experience with alien diplomacy than anyone else.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Isaac, Jenna, Piers and Ivan from Golden Sun (gives me a good elemental range, three of them can heal and the other has buffs).
Magneto (in case the aliens use metal)
Willow (from Buffy), because I need someone for non-elemental magic
King Mickey (in case I need anything unlocked or if we get engaged in melee combat)

 

[Jinjiro]

I'd have to say Duke Nukem
Chuck Norris
Batman
Me
The guy from QWOP
A stripper
And a jahvoahs witness
That team is un-fucking-stoppable

I laughed my ass off when I read 'the guy from QWOP'.

My list!

- Guybrush Threepwood
- Cthulhu
- Naked Snake
- Rincewind
- Captain Bucky O'Hare
- Dr Manhattan
- Hobbes

 

[HHammond]

Boone (from Fallout New Vegas)
Batman
Samus
Buffy Summers
Faith Lehane
Rupert Giles
God.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

1:Commander Shepard
2uke Nukem
3:Gandalf
4:Thor (not the comic book one)
5:Captain Canuck
6:Optimus Prime
7:Rambo

 

[jamart]

My seven have been chosen because they're unknown to the enemy and each have a special skill.

Professor Hawking
John Leslie
Phil Neville
Frankie Boyle
Usher
The Sugar Puffs Monster
Daniel Day Lewis!

WELCOME...TO OPERATION MINDF**K!"

 

[Cpu46]

The Engineer. From Battlefield.
Commander Sheperd (as Engineer). From Mass Effect (1)
A Marine (With Turrets). From Aliens. - This guy needs to scream Game Over.
Leonardo Davinchi. From Assasins Creed. - This guy technically counts as Engineer.
The Engineer. From Sanctum
The Engineer. From Global Agenda.
Tali (Engineer) From Mass Effect 2.

I'm an engineering technician student... Can I join your posse of engineers?

[sub]pleeeeeaaaaasssssseeeeee[/sub]


OT:
Megatank from Advance wars DS
APC from Advance Wars (For the sole purpose of keeping the Megatank supplied)
Andy from Advance Wars
Tali
Two cops in a rowboat
Chuck noris with a bb gun

 

[legendp]

Myself as leader (yeah I might suck but why not) and probably doesn't count.

Master Chief- Halo
Isaac Clarke- Dead space
Nomad- Crysis 1
Noble 6
Commander Shepard (I would also use the normandy and it's crew) - mass effect 2
Legion and Tali (you need someone with brains) - Mass effect 2

I didn't pick superhero's because they are always overpowered and it would become way too easy and boring

 

[kypsilon]

Only seven? That's easy:

Superman
Batman
Wonder Woman
Green Lantern
Aquaman
Martian Manhunter
The Flash

Staple of super teams everywhere since 1960.

 

[William Ossiss]

team gay

gandalf

Gandalf wasn't gay.
I'm not sure how you reached that conclusion...
A wizard is istari. He had bigger problems than thinking with his dick. The wizard wasnt gay. He was of a different race, and therefore cannot be held with the standards of humans.


In fact, they were sent by the Valar to help and assist the peoples of Middle-earth to contest Sauron. The wizards were Maiar, spirits of the same order as the Valar, but lesser in power.

The Valar were basically the angels of middle earth.

way to take this too serious, lol. lightning is unspecified too, and there are 3 bi-sexuals in it. ian McKellen made gandalf ping and he rules so he's in my team -_-

grats on your lotr-penis. if i were to take your post too serious as well i would nitpick and tell you being gay has nothing to do with 'thinking with your dick'.

if you wanted Ian McKellen in your team, you should have just said so. oh yeah! by contrast we could have magneto be gay as well. oh wait, he has children.
you cannot base a character on the actor that plays him/her. also, i based "thinks with his dick" on what Sir Ian Mckellen said. i did my research and look what i turned up.

i never said being gay had anything at all to do with thinking with said appendage. way to assume.

 

[Zuljeet]

The Westboro Baptist Church Leadership (Phelps and the rest). The aliens would run off when they were greeted by their hateful nonsense. Why? They would likely think "If this is what they do to themselves, what do you think they will do to us. The humans can have this fucking planet, Jupiter is prettier, anyway."

If those idiots wouldn't do it, I would try to get the founding members of the Justice League to do it.

 

[feauxx]

team gay

gandalf

Gandalf wasn't gay.
I'm not sure how you reached that conclusion...
A wizard is istari. He had bigger problems than thinking with his dick. The wizard wasnt gay. He was of a different race, and therefore cannot be held with the standards of humans.


In fact, they were sent by the Valar to help and assist the peoples of Middle-earth to contest Sauron. The wizards were Maiar, spirits of the same order as the Valar, but lesser in power.

The Valar were basically the angels of middle earth.

way to take this too serious, lol. lightning is unspecified too, and there are 3 bi-sexuals in it. ian McKellen made gandalf ping and he rules so he's in my team -_-

grats on your lotr-penis. if i were to take your post too serious as well i would nitpick and tell you being gay has nothing to do with 'thinking with your dick'.

if you wanted Ian McKellen in your team, you should have just said so. oh yeah! by contrast we could have magneto be gay as well. oh wait, he has children.
you cannot base a character on the actor that plays him/her. also, i based "thinks with his dick" on what Sir Ian Mckellen said. i did my research and look what i turned up.

i never said being gay had anything at all to do with thinking with said appendage. way to assume.

maybe i just wanted a LI for dumbledore. it's my party, not yours -_-

and yeah you kinda did. if he has 'bigger problems' then he could be gay. or a-sexual. or whatever? yeah, whatever.