You must assemble a 7-person team to combat attacking aliens.

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godofslack

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1 Samus Aran. Perhaps the most cunning and inventive of all anti-alien fighters.

2 Jim Raynor. He has years of experience and access to a massive network of trained rebel fighters. He also is very close friends with the Protoss

3 Gordon Freeman. Not really needed to explain.

4 Sylvanas Windrunner. Experienced general with mind control and an army of undead minions Aliens don't stand a chance.

5 Rorschach. Skilled hand-to-hand combatant with a complete understanding of the criminal underbelly.

6 Kerrigan. Powerful physic. Controls a damn near endless army.

7 Me. I'm just here for the ride. They got it covered.
 

Gnikhcil

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caboose (RVB) tell him that the aliens are on his team watch the mayhem
Godzilla dealt with this shit more then any one else.
Chuck Norise nuff said
Deadpool kill them and make them go insane not always in that order
Batman, brains brawns, tec and he is the god dam batman
spiderman, Cuz whens the next time i get to hang out with him?
and me who can apparently summon people form other realities ...
so ya after the aliens are gone i think chuck norris, godzila, batman and dead pool will most likely fight and end the universe as we know it so ya a little over effective
 

Brownie101

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Kane (Command and Conquer)
Khorne (Warhammer 40k)
TF2 Engineer (TF2)
Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
Yuri (Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge)
Roland Deschain (The Dark Tower)
Commander Shepard (Mass Effect 2)

Reasons?

1: This guy took humanity's most powerful weapon to the face. He got annoyed. Also, he's the messiah.
2: He's a god. The very incarnation of rage, slaughter, blood and battle. He commands near limitless armies of Daemons who are devoted to blood and slaughter. What chance do aliens stand against him?
3: Sentries and Dispensers. That is all.
4: He already repelled one invasion, right?
5: Mind Control. And lots of it.
6: He can draw and fire his gun faster than you can see. Literally. Give him a future-powered replica and he wins.
7: Also repelled an invasion once. So why not?
 

CerealBoxMicrowave

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- Captain Gabriel Angelos (for sheer badassery)
- Gordon Freeman (because he's done it before)
- The Doctor (of Dr. Who fame, he can patch up injured team members and transport them ANYWHERE)
- Jayne Cobb (because he knows about shootin' things)
- Rambo (so does this guy)
- Galactus (he can chow down on the planet of the baddies)
- The Lich King ("Frostmourne hungers.")
 

theheroofaction

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Tex (redvsblue)
Samus aran (metroid)
Kirby (kirby series)
Zero (megaman X series)
Kamina&Simon W/Gurren laggan (gurren laggan)
Duo W/his gundam (mobile suit gundam wing)

the parentheses tell what series these guys come from, but you probably already knew that.
 

blazinwings

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tony stark. he's a genius, and damn near invincible.
dr. tran. he doles out the harshness.
sergeant cortez. he's a pro at fighting aliens, and has a fitting corny catch phrase.
subject zero. she's an unstoppable engine of destruction! shit blows up if she wills it.
lina inverse. DRAGON SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE! that is all.
sterling archer. he's what you'd get if you took the best parts of scooby doo, tucker max, and michael westen. he's too stupid to die, and too pissed off not to fight.

and...travis touchdown riding a blastoise. because if travis touchdown riding a blastoise were bearing down on ME at full tilt, there is no doubt in my mind that i would promptly shit my pants and die right there.
 

HandsomeZer0

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teqrevisited said:
Ellen Ripley, Duke Nukem, the Doom marine and the main cast of Red Dwarf. The first three to get the job done and the last four for the comedic value.
I can imagine the puns already.
 

DarkCrescendo

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1. Claire "Lightning" Farron (Final Fantasy XIII) Why? Because she is the most badass female character out there, in my opinion. Wields a gunblade, uses a hell of a lot of powerful magic, is able to summon Odin and ride him like a horse (because he turns into on... yeah...that parts a bit wierd), etc. She has also taken down a security fleet all by her lonesome while jumping from vehichle to vehichle on a race track, then proceeds to demolish a massive scorpion robot, AND THEN proceeds to eliminate an entire battalion of highly trained Special ops guys without any visible effort or strain only minutes later. Finally, she four shot kills a god like being. I rest my case.

1. Dante (Devil May Cry...not DmC Devil May Cry) Why? Because he is the most badass male character out there, in my opinion. He looks at demons that make full grown men crap their pants all the while sucking their thumbs...and laughs at them. He takes on whole armies of hellspawn and lives to tell the tale with little effort. Need I say more?

3. Bayonetta. Why? Because she is basically the female version of Dante...though the fact that she wears a suit made out of her hair is a bit creepy. While not as badass as Dante or Lightning, she does come close.

4. Nero. While not as badass as Dante, he still has his moments...and heck, who's to say he won't obtain a level of badass close to Dante's (he will never reach or surpass Dante, however)? He is freaking related to the man (though how still remains unclear)! Is able to hold his own against the never ending hordes of hell, is able to take on high level demons, and he tosses Demon kings around as if they were rag dolls. Nuff' Said.

5. Wolverine (when played by Hugh Jackman)...he has instant regeneration, has indestructible metal bonded to his skeleton and claws, and is just an overall badass. Hell, he takes down entire armies with his bare hands/claws.

6. The Doctor...why? Because he is a freaking Time Lord, that's why! He destroy's entire civilizations, is the master of time and space, and he pilots the freaking Tardis...and all he needs is a Sonic Screwdriver!

7. Ichigo Kurosaki...why? Because he is basically a walking wall of plot armor, that's why. Kill him? He's got a hollow transformation. Defeat that? He'll regenerate his entire body and be completely ready for another round. Too powerful? Give him a little time, he'll catch up. Still too powerful and have and extra hundred or so years of experience on him? He's got the power of resolve and friendship, *****! (though he would never reach the levels of Light, Dante, Bayo, Nero, Wolverine, or the Doctor...which is why I have him listed at #7).



Together, these badasses could take on the universe...laugh at it while kicking total ass...and live to tell the tale.




And before anyone points it out...yes, I know I have two number ones. I did that because both are tied as my favorite character and I can't decide which should be listed first (sad, I know).
 

angry_flashlight

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The Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, or 'teh Emprah' for short (Warhammer 40k)
T-1000 (Terminator 2)
Dr. Manhattan (Watchmen)
Jesus (Christianity)
Darth Vader (Star Wars)
Bruce Lee (Real Life/Legend)
Me with a bucket of popcorn and a comfy chair to watch the slaughter begin.

T1000: Tank
Dr. Manhattan: Ranged attacks (disintegration of enemies & enemy vehicles)
Emprah: All rounder/Magic user (psychic powers)
Jesus: Healer
Darth Vader: Beast
Bruce Lee: Close Combat Master.
Me: Audience.
 

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dagens24

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Zap Branigan. This is all. He'll seduce the aliens with offers of having sex on them in his lovenaseum and then they will, ultimately unsatisfied, leave akwardly.
 

alucards1hell

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7?

You only need one man to infiltrate and take down any number of forces while giving an epic monologue on how war both changes and doesn't change....

Solid Snake.


If not him, then Richard Miller (main dude from the original time crisis, described as the one man army!)

Don't need no-one else..herpy derp.
 

Sprinal

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Well:

First is The MEDIC
Second is Marcus Phenix (I know thats not how its spealt)
Third is Tasadar... But as he is an alien so... jim Raynor
Forth: THE EMPEROR before the Horus Heresy
Fifth: Steve (minecraft)
Sixth: Gordan Freeman
Seventh: Myself (if that counts)
 

thereverend7

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Kaim from Lost Odyssey (cuz he's immortal)
L from Deathnote (for planning)
The Medic from Team fortress 2 (for medic'ing)
Dante from Devil may cry (because, i mean, shit, he could probably just kill them all. the games set him up to be pretty much immortal. he'd be a better team up with the medic then the heavy. yeah, i said it :p)
Kratos from God of war (pretty self explanatory, although he would be positioned far, far away from the rest of the team for reasons also self explanatory ((he would probably kill me))
Lobo (to keep kratos company)
My girlfriend (to keep me sane and to help repopulate the earth after everyone inevitably dies but me and my team. because we are too cool to die)

Me. (sitting in the back watching my far superior team mates do all the heavy lifting, basically all i'd do is keep my girl safe most likely. maybe attempt to get really good with a sniper and just sit in the back shooting the aliens more squishy bits)
 

Treblaine

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Going by proven track record of fucking up aliens:
(1) Gordon Freeman
(2) Master Chief
(3) Duke Nukem
(4) Tommy Tawodi (Prey)
(5) Serious Sam
(6) Barney Calhoun
(7) Pvt Bitterman (Quake 2)
 

Tarkinor

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Samus Aran
Commander Shepard
Rainbow Dash
Alcatraz (Crysis 2)
Nomad (Crysis 1)
Etzio (AC2)
Chell (With Portal gun)

I believe this force would be unstoppable.