Let's see, what have I played recently...
Sepiroth from Kingdom Hearts 2, even with a Keyblade I see myself getting raped with his katana
Halo Reach, see above, but subtract katana and add energy sword
Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Screw bosses I'd be lucky if I beat the servbots :I
Tekken 6, Yeah I could win a fist fight with an ancient egyptian death god
Oh wait, I did play Katamari, FEAR MY ROLLY BALL!!!