You must change a paradise into a hell, by changing one thing...

[icemasteryeti]

These solutions are all far too elaborate, there's an easy way to turn any human-inhabited place into a hellhole, remove all the plumbing.

Everything feels like butter. Everything. Try gripping anything now! *Maniacal laugh.*

I don't know if that would make sex better or worse...

It depends on how much you enjoy having sex with butter.

 

[Itdoesthatsometimes]

Everyone now has one tooth that is six inches longer than the rest of them.

 

[Entourian]

I would go all old testament on them, make it so that they would be unable to understand what everyone else is writing or saying. This would make each and every last one of them fundamentally alone, since humans are social creatures, this would be hellish. Plus it would destroy the entire art form of movies and literature, making each generation unable to learn what has come before.

That or you know make the whole place a Michael Bay movie, random explosions all around.

 

[Yopaz]

What's with all the hating of liquorice?

I love it.

Sounds like an upgrade to me

OT: Everyone is constantly hearing what was their favourite song at the time they died in the background, not loud enough to drown out speech, but loud enough to keep you from being able to block it out, you won't hear any other music even if you had any available. I origianlly planned to make everyone hear Britney Spears, but I figured that itwould be much worse if the music you love gets ruined for you.

 

[teebeeohh]

Break down the barriers that separate everyone's private part of heaven so everyone can walk into your paradise and fuck with it.
Since hell is other people this will be terrible

 

[Battenberg]

No wifi.

Ooorrrr every single person looks and talks like Wario, regardless of their gender. If that doesn't eventually cause a couple of killing sprees I don't know what will.

 

[AlphaCookie]

I would make sure that no matter where you might run to, a just audible enough to notice light pinging sound is heard. You can never naturally learn to tune it out, and it always sounds distant, yet close enough that you're are compelled to look for it. Attempt to enjoy anything with that constant nag, it'd drive anyone mad after some time. Then after about 5 years of exposure, it'd suddenly stop long enough for you to finally calm down and then start right back up again.

That or all the furniture would be wicker. But not good wicker. That incredibly uncomfortable spiny wicker that always feels and looks like it will break under your weight.

 

[The Code]

Break down the barriers that separate everyone's private part of heaven so everyone can walk into your paradise and fuck with it.
Since hell is other people this will be terrible

So basically the old Creative servers for Minecraft Beta?

OT: No electricity. How well do you think modern society will function without something so vital to its basic functions? Answer: It won't.

The SCA, on the other hand, would likely be running the place. God bless the Kingdom of Atenveldt and may its knights be free to play Twister in full plate armor!

 

[The Funslinger]

Everyone has a permanent runny nose. Try to enjoy a Paradise's lack of inhibition with that going on.

Alternate, but related: Everyone wakes up with a coating of phlegm in their mouth and throat.

 

[Nouw]

Everything feels like butter. Everything. Try gripping anything now! *Maniacal laugh.*

I don't know if that would make sex better or worse...

Oh my god, it's Billy D Williams D: !

Your mileage may vary but really, it's a slippery slope.

 

[JoJo]

It'd be paradise but bureaucratic. An infinite number of luxuries available but each would have a corresponding set of forms to fill out and send off... better have your references ready!

 

[Billy D Williams]

Everything feels like butter. Everything. Try gripping anything now! *Maniacal laugh.*

I don't know if that would make sex better or worse...

Oh my god, it's Billy D Williams D: !

Your mileage may vary but really, it's a slippery slope.

Well if you ever want to know what a buttery sex is like with a legend... You know who to call sugar

 

[Nouw]

Well if you ever want to know what a buttery sex is like with a legend... You know who to call sugar

suave snip

*swoons*

Believe it or not we once had a Billy D Williams epidemic xD. *continues intensely staring n__________n*

 

[Barbas]

(Snip)

Well, you've done it. You've ruined Play-Doh for me, forever.

OP: It would have to be a world in which the only thing to drink is Diet Irn Bru.

 

[OneCatch]

Everything feels like butter. Everything. Try gripping anything now! *Maniacal laugh.*

That is horrifying. I loathe the texture of butter. *Shudders*

As for my own idea: Everyone immediately and irreversibly becomes a fervent believer in Cromwellian Puritanism. Thus, they can't enjoy any of the things and will be wracked by guilt for even being tempted.

 

[Nouw]

Everything feels like butter. Everything. Try gripping anything now! *Maniacal laugh.*

That is horrifying. I loathe the texture of butter. *Shudders*

Same. Slicing/cutting/whatever-you-call-it is just horrible v_v.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Have Gigantic Flat-screens placed everywhere that cannot be turned off or turned down, and have them do 24 hour coverage of any US Political News available. That'll either make em raving mad or turn them into perpetually angry little creatures.

Failing that, move everyone's taste-buds to their anuses.
Welcome to your knew shitty tasting hell.

 

[Avalanche91]

Replace Oxygen with firey magma?

Play the tune of 'it's a small world' on endless loop without any possibility of mute?

Parental blocks that actually work?

A constant lingering smell of eggy farts everywhere, everytime?

 

[shootthebandit]

(Snip)

Well, you've done it. You've ruined Play-Doh for me, forever.

OP: It would have to be a world in which the only thing to drink is Diet Irn Bru.

Basically hell is scotland then?

You know when you walk into a lift (elevator) and theres thats constant repetitive music. Imagine that song is justin beiber - baby and its always playing in paradise. Now you have a hell