You must create the biggest shitstorm the forums have ever seen, what do you do?

[Secondhand Revenant]

Pfft, easy. Make an account and claim to be Anita Sarkeesian. Watch as word spreads and people jump in. Preferably do this when Anita would be too busy to comment on twitter.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Create a feminist hate movement and then masquerade as the movement really only being about ethics in game journalism.

It just happens that all the unethical journalists are feminists! Not my fault where the dice fall no sir. Ive totes got (definitly non photoshopped) pictures of forum posts that were deleted as proof!

 

[Arkliem]

Announcement: We've had all moderators recreate their accounts and have added two more into the mix. We won't tell you who was who, only that the two we've added are Jack Thompson and Anita Sarkeesian.

And it plays out like the party game werewolf/mafia.

 

[Dango]

Create the biggest shitstorm ever on the Escapist? Easy.

Tell 'em Yahtzee's been fired.

"Yahtzee Croshaw Fired After Making Sexist Tweets"

 

[FalloutJack]

Create the biggest shitstorm ever on the Escapist? Easy.

Tell 'em Yahtzee's been fired.

"Yahtzee Croshaw Fired After Making Sexist Tweets"

Would that really surprise anyone? (Just kidding, Yahtzee.)

 

[jklinders]

Half Life 3 announced.

Gordan Freeman is replaced by focus group created female protagonist stewarded by Anita Sarkesian.

Oh, but the real twist is that it's being developed by Dice as Valve could not be arsed to finish it and EA has taken over.

 

[OldNewNewOld]

Something about Nintendo buying out Naughty Dog. If well written (not hard to make it better than Naught Dog's writing), Sony fans will buy it and the shitstorm will start.

Konami hiring Anita as gaming consulant.

Or, escapist rehires Bob.

I understand the 2nd one, but what's so bad about the first one? It's not like Konami didn't reach the terminal stage.

 

[jdogtwodolla]

The new RocketHub campaign Called "GamerGate: BioWare Edition"

 

[cleric of the order]

This thread, actually, but I'd get some friends or alternate accounts to post controversial things directed at another group to anger them and poke it every so often.
Do this on every thread, laugh

 

[FalloutJack]

Create the biggest shitstorm ever on the Escapist? Easy.

Tell 'em Yahtzee's been fired.

"Yahtzee Croshaw Fired After Making Sexist Tweets"

Would that really surprise anyone? (Just kidding, Yahtzee.)

Almost his entire schtick on his youtube channel is him and Gabriel joking about bumming eachother

I have seen a few Let's Drowns, if that's what you mean.

 

[Asita]

Half Life 3 announced.

Gordan Freeman is replaced by focus group created female protagonist stewarded by Anita Sarkesian.

Oh, but the real twist is that it's being developed by Dice as Valve could not be arsed to finish it and EA has taken over.

I'll do you one better. "Half-Life 3 to star Alyx Vance, written by Team Ninja"

Spoiler: Expected reaction in a nutshell

 

[runic knight]

a better idea.

Implement a new "button" effect like the big red one. Button hovers invisibly over the "post" button, replaces all avatars with Anita, and randomly replaces words in the posted text with "misogyny" and "problematic". Also changes background and font to orange on yellow.

 

[Dragonlayer]

Breaking Headlines! "Anita Sarkesian Filmed Attacking Male Rape Victims Who Agreed With Gamergate Views, Claims Support Of Trans And Homosexual Community In Act."

Breaking Headlines! "Gamergate Proves Feminism Is Anti-Gamer Death Cult And Behind Mass Effect Three Ending Debacle, Claims Support Of All Ethnic Minorities In Act."

Breaking Headlines! "Escapist Purchased By EA And Yatzhee Names JRPG/Modern Military Shooter Crossover Greatest Game Of All Time, Claims Support Of Universal Rapist Community That Is The Gamer Community In Act."

 

[Fox12]

Have a GG debate between Phil Fish and The Amazing Atheist

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

Host an AMA for Anita Sarkeesian here.

Seriously, this shit is easy. Start with Anita Sarkeesian and you're already halfway there

 

[vallorn]

"Half Life 3 officially canceled, Gabe Newel says that Gamergate, SJWs, Sarkeesian, and Piracy are all to blame. Also states that "Yahtzee raped my mother" in a candid interview with Gawker."

Watch everyone trying to say that the mean, stinky doo doo heads in the other camps are to blame, couple that with the usual uproar that comes with Piracy discussions and spice with a little bit of a rape fiasco involving one of the site's biggest stars. I'm pretty sure I could use the flames of the forum to cook an elephant whole if that happened.