You must create the biggest shitstorm the forums have ever seen, what do you do?

[vallorn]

EternalNothingness/Commanderponyshep returns and is made the community manager of this website.

(No offense to him, I always used to love his threads... and the gif that he earned)

 

[Estarc]

I would cry in a dark corner of my house and lament the life choices that led to me having to do this shit.

And then I wouldn't do it. ><

 

[kitsunefather]

Present an evidence that Jesus Christ was a fictional character, a gestalt of other figures of his time ultimately created by the Council that decided the books to include in the bible, while discussing the notion that early Christian numbers were gathered by Christian holymen performing marriage for gay Romans.

 

[Zetatrain]

Create a sequel to "White Guy Defense Force Go!"

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comicsandcosplay/comics/critical-miss/10597-WHITE-GUY-DEFENSE-FORCE-GO

Let's see if we can beat the first comic's post count

 

[Eddie the head]

Well just quoting the bible always causes a shit storm.

 

[FPLOON]

Complain about the lack of smexy belly buttons lint in video games... #NotAllBellyButtons

If that don't work, then start posting pictures of people posting pictures of Spider-Man... #SpiderDoxx

 

[cryogeist]

Joke's on you, I've started at least one already!

In all seriousness, just start spewing buzz words and clearly have no idea what what you're spewing means.

 

[Strazdas]

Anita Sarkeesian endorses Amita, one of NPC characters in Far Cry 4, not knowing that the character is parody of her.

 

[sonicneedslovetoo]

The games done quick guys started issuing DCMA copyright claims willy nilly on anybody who uploaded VODs to youtube whether they were monetized or not without bothering to make some sort of official statement or even message those involved(to my knowledge).
I wouldn't normally be annoyed by this but I'm pretty sure it shut down a channel that hosted VODs of some of the smaller marathons which are much, MUCH slower about uploading their videos(if they upload them at all).

If I wanted to really start a flame war, I'd start with that.

 

[jklinders]

Half Life 3 announced.

Gordan Freeman is replaced by focus group created female protagonist stewarded by Anita Sarkesian.

Oh, but the real twist is that it's being developed by Dice as Valve could not be arsed to finish it and EA has taken over.

I'll do you one better. "Half-Life 3 to star Alyx Vance, written by Team Ninja"

Spoiler: Expected reaction in a nutshell

Ohh ohh, and ported to PC by whichever dog fucking developer did the Batman Arkham Knight port.

I really need to get going on that internet torches and pitchfork shop I've wanted to open for years.

 

[TallanKhan]

"News just in, Mass Effect 3 ending was actually written by Anita Sarkesian and Social Justice Warriors carry a new form of AIDS which turns children into zombie nazis"

 

[McMarbles]

Gabe Newell announces Half Life 3; Will be WiiU Exclusive

Gabe: "PCs were a mistake, they're nothing but trash."

 

[Parasondox]

Gabe Newell announces Half Life 3; Will be WiiU Exclusive

Gabe: "PCs were a mistake, they're nothing but trash."

That would cause too much hate, anger, fear and war. Everyone will lose their mind!!!

I love it.

 

[Josh123914]

Create a feminist hate movement and then masquerade as the movement really only being about ethics in game journalism.

It just happens that all the unethical journalists are feminists! Not my fault where the dice fall no sir. Ive totes got (definitly non photoshopped) pictures of forum posts that were deleted as proof!

Good start, but you need a headquarters for an operation like this. Perhaps a Cathedral?

 

[Callate]

Claim that EA changed the name of its online service in an attempt to forestall further federal investigation after earlier inquiries revealed that it was tracking users' web surfing and e-mails and keeping the results in an easily accessible, hackable file.

 

[Areloch]

Reveal my plans to start a dog fighting ring.
Plus the dogs have racist and sexist names.
Plus the money goes to fund Anita Sarkeesian.

I think that covers all of the bases?

No, no.

Reveal your plans to start a dogfighting ring, in which the dogs have racist and sexist names and one of the contestants is Anita Sarkeesian.

THAT would be an interesting thread.