You must move to a country that borders your own, forever - which do you pick?

[Cheesepower5]

One option: The United States of America.

I choose death.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

So its between Colombia and Peru?
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Well, Colombia has the FARQ, so I guess Peru?

 

[13thforswarn]

Well, I live in Canada, so there's really one option.

France.

(Yes, I'm serious.)

It's funny because this actually makes sense.

I'm Canadian, so I'll obviously pick America. The only other options would be Greenland (Denmark) or France. It's cold as balls in Greenland and I don't speak Danish, much less the natives' language, and speak very little French, so ya, 'Murica.

 

[Mersadeon]

Darn... This one is really hard. I am surrounded by countries that are alright. Maybe Austria? I mean, I already know the language. Probably not France. Hm. Maybe Denmark. Does Great Britain count as "bordering" Germany? Probably not. I guess I would pick Austria.

 

[The White Hunter]

Scotland.

I may not be able to understand a damn word they say and it may be cold as feth but dammit .... they have whiskey.

They got some pretty good beer too.

I'd have to go with Scotland, living in England as I do and Wales being a cursed place and Scotland being the place my family comes from.

If you take it as Britain... can I go to Norway? Does that count? Cuz I'll have a civil war before I move to France.

 

[Gennadios]

Canada! Hell, I was 2 months away from moving there anyway at one point.

 

[mrdude2010]

Canada. I suppose I'd either go with British Columbia, Novia Scotia, or Saskatchewan.

 

[triggrhappy94]

I'm from the US, so I guess Canada is my only option if I don't feel like dying.

I'm so taking advantage of your guys' health care system.

EDIT:
Just read the OP edit. I live on the Pacific coast, reppin' Cali (Nor Cal, to be precise), so I think I'd just go North and stay near the coast and stay near the border so it's warmer.
I could even make a cameo on Desert Bus, because Victoria is like right there.

 

[NardBasket]

Canada! Hell, I'd almost move there even if I wasn't forced to

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

Being in the United States, my choices are either Canada or Mexico...

 

[Korolev]

As an Australian, I would absolutely go to New Zealand, because it's essentially Australia except with more sheep. I like sheep. They're woolly.

 

[Supertegwyn]

I'm in England so I just checked a map and the countries that seem the closest are Island, France and either Belgium or the Netherlands. I'd go with France I think. Place seems nice, I haven't been there in, I think 15 years and my vague memory is it was cool.

You checked a map, yet you can't

A: Spell Ireland,

or

B: Realize that there are in fact two countries that have land borders with England (Wales and Scotland)

What map were you looking at?

OT: I live in Australia, so I would probably move to New Zealand. It's just like Australia, but their money is pathetic.

 

[Grottnikk]

I'd probably just move to Maine. It's a nice place, and the people are much the same as they are here in Canada. I wouldn't move further south than that, though.

 

[MrGalactus]

EDIT: Fine, let's keep this interesting for the rest of you fellow Americans. WHERE in Canada would you move?
[sub]Jesus, so much for my brilliant thread topics.[/sub]

Poor Mexico and it's undeserved poor reputation
Mexico is a wonderful country.......That being said, I can't speak Spanish..........[sub]I think I'd choose Canada[/sub]

 

[Darken12]

Antarctica.

And I would live there quite happily.

 

[Rack]

Scotland. I'm not moving to Wales and besides when devolution happens they'll get all the oil. Downside is I'd pretty much have to live in Edinburgh and that's going to be gruesomely expensive.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Canada.... fuck. Uhhm where to go.
America... fuck no.
Russia.... no.
Greenland, barren frozen blight controlled by one of Canada's rivals, Denmark. Well maybe if I can actually move to Denmark. Greenland is just a territory isn't it? Not its own country?

 

[Jandau]

Ok, so I'm from Croatia. What are my options?

Serbia: It's like a poorer version of Croatia where everyone hates Croats. I have some relatives there, but not a great option.

Bosnia: Even poorer, but people are nicer. Still, no jobs to be seen anywhere, so no.

Slovenia: Lol, no.

Hungary: Not too bad. The new language will be a ***** to learn, but it's not too bad.

Montenegro: Not sure, not much news comes from down there so I'm not quite up to speed on the situation. Still, might not be a bad choice.

Bonus round - Italy: Not a direct land border, but all that separates us is a few kilometers of Slovenia (lol). Might be my best option.

Overall, I'd pick Italy, with Hungary and Montenegro sharing second spot.

 

[Hamtier]

i live in the netherlands so i'd have to choose either belgium or germany.
iii'd have to say belgium,the langauge is pretty similar and belgium doesnt seem to be much more messed up then the netherlands,while germany has certain censorships and restrictions i can't keep track off. also i like the smell of belgium,its like the netherlands of ye old.

 

[Henkie36]

I live in the Netherlands and I would move to Belgium. Benefits: They still speak Dutch, I can buy a bigger house and a nicer car for the same money over there, the food is the same, the people are less rude...

Wait, why am I still living here?