At first I was sad but cause I thought my options where Scotland or Wales, them you said water border so now I live in Norway apparently
Fuck off. One of my favourite things about being from an island nation is that we don't have to put up with having borders to other countries.SanAndreasSmoke said:EDIT: If you live on an island nation or Canada please read the entire post before saying you have no options. Gracias.
The weathers not that bad really. And the only time I have eaten deep fried chocolate was when I found my Canadian flat mate cooking some. Because he could find anywhere that sold it. In Glasgow!Christopher N said:Scotland. The weather may be utterly abysmal but I think I could get them to stop eating fried chocolate bars and be hailed a hero. And its better than Wales.
Of course the US has a border with japan it's right down there in the south close to the canadian border, if you reach the canadian gulf you have gone to far east and might land at the greenland/narnia border ;Paelreth said:I could always move to our friendly neighbor to the south, Canada. However if I offend someone I could go to jail.
I could always go to Mexico, pay bribes to continue to live there, then run out of money where they extort money out of my family, meanwhile, I am in jail.
I'm fairly certain that the US has territory that shares a border with Japan, however more certain is that Taiwan is under the jurisdiction of a Federal Court. So I could move there.
Nice xenophobiaStu35 said:Fuck off. One of my favourite things about being from an island nation is that we don't have to put up with having borders to other countries.SanAndreasSmoke said:EDIT: If you live on an island nation or Canada please read the entire post before saying you have no options. Gracias.
Y'know, except Ireland, and they're British anyway (whether they want to admit it or not).
In answer to your question, however:
Norway.
France is shit, and full of French people,
Fantastic Beer aside, Belgium is the most boring country on earth.
I wouldn't mind the Netherlands I suppose...
Ireland is... Well, Ireland.
Iceland would be nice I suppose, but if I'm going Scandanavian (and I am), then it's got to be Norway.
AnarchistFish said:Nice xenophobiaStu35 said:Fuck off. One of my favourite things about being from an island nation is that we don't have to put up with having borders to other countries.SanAndreasSmoke said:EDIT: If you live on an island nation or Canada please read the entire post before saying you have no options. Gracias.
Y'know, except Ireland, and they're British anyway (whether they want to admit it or not).
In answer to your question, however:
Norway.
France is shit, and full of French people,
Fantastic Beer aside, Belgium is the most boring country on earth.
I wouldn't mind the Netherlands I suppose...
Ireland is... Well, Ireland.
Iceland would be nice I suppose, but if I'm going Scandanavian (and I am), then it's got to be Norway.
I'd rather go and live back in France than stay here. "France is shit"? Really? One of the most ignorant things I've ever read on this site
According to you this comment was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, and that's fine. I love humorous posts.Stu35 said:Fuck off. One of my favourite things about being from an island nation is that we don't have to put up with having borders to other countries.SanAndreasSmoke said:EDIT: If you live on an island nation or Canada please read the entire post before saying you have no options. Gracias.
Y'know, except Ireland, and they're British anyway (whether they want to admit it or not).
In answer to your question, however:
Norway.
France is shit, and full of French people,
Fantastic Beer aside, Belgium is the most boring country on earth.
I wouldn't mind the Netherlands I suppose...
Ireland is... Well, Ireland.
Iceland would be nice I suppose, but if I'm going Scandanavian (and I am), then it's got to be Norway.
Treblaine said:Umm, no I don't think most Americans would choose Mexico over Canada (although a few have anyway), but I didn't really make this thread solely for Americans. But to make sure their replies wouldn't seem frivolous, I asked them where they would move if they chose Canada. Seems pretty fair.SanAndreasSmoke said:You think many of the 300 million Americans would chose Mexico over Canada? I mean as nice as Mexico is, it's a different language and they just so happened to be embroiled in an extremely bloody Narco-War.
And so many of the English Language Speakers on this forum from UK, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand DON'T BORDER AND OTHER COUNTRIES!!! They border the sea and international waters.
And to your second point, did you even read the OP? We're considering nations most directly bridged by the sea as 'bordering' for the sake of discussion, and it's worked pretty well so far (12 pages of replies.)
Your points were?
it's quite difficult to suss the tone of a block of text so you can't be that surprised that people are gonna take it at face value.Stu35 said:AnarchistFish said:Nice xenophobiaStu35 said:Fuck off. One of my favourite things about being from an island nation is that we don't have to put up with having borders to other countries.SanAndreasSmoke said:EDIT: If you live on an island nation or Canada please read the entire post before saying you have no options. Gracias.
Y'know, except Ireland, and they're British anyway (whether they want to admit it or not).
In answer to your question, however:
Norway.
France is shit, and full of French people,
Fantastic Beer aside, Belgium is the most boring country on earth.
I wouldn't mind the Netherlands I suppose...
Ireland is... Well, Ireland.
Iceland would be nice I suppose, but if I'm going Scandanavian (and I am), then it's got to be Norway.
I'd rather go and live back in France than stay here. "France is shit"? Really? One of the most ignorant things I've ever read on this site
Sigh...
My post was clearly tongue in cheek.
At least, I thought it was. Perhaps I didn't make it clear enough? Or perhaps you just didn't get it... I don't know you and can't judge your level of intelligence or how you and your social group deals with comments not seriously intended, whereas I am quite familiar with my own level of intelligence, and of course how me and my social group deals with comments not seriously intended.
I'll just chalk this one up to text being an inadequate form of communication. In future please try not to accuse me of being a xenophobe, or ignorant. If I were either, you are in no position to declare me as such from behind your keyboard, having literally never met me.
I always chuckle about how few people realize that France has two islands right beside Newfoundland.Professor Lupin Madblood said:Well, I live in Canada, so there's really one option.
France.
(Yes, I'm serious.)
I am currently sitting in my room in Lethbridge Alberta. It is the middle of winter. It is 0 degrees Celsius outside. It's been hovering around there for almost a week now. If you move to southern Canada, the winters really aren't that bad. Sure you still get the occasional blizzard of freezing death but they don't stay for very long.Lilani said:Being from America, it seems my choices are Canada and Mexico.
I think I'd choose Canada, but not just because it's a hell of a lot safer at the moment. I don't really like hot weather, so if I'd have to choose between mild summers and colder than a witch's tit winters and blazing hot summers and slightly less blazing hot winters, I'd go with the witch's tits.