You now ARE the last thing you killed in a video game.

[Cenequus]

Nooooooooooooo I'm a Husk. I knew I shouldn't have take a break before fighting the human reaper,would have been a better pick.

 

[Vuliev]

Awesome, Geth Prime. Only downside is I move slow as fuck.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

I'm an asian vampire-thing? Complete with crossbow and katana? Cool. ^_^

 

[Thespian]

Hey, I basically covered a little caterpillar thing in violent flames and left it to fend for itself unconscious and burnt to a crisp in a wild land filled with carnivorous monsters who have free reign over the powers of the elements.

Does that count as killing? Because if so, I'm that lame Sewaddle thing from Pokémon Black/White

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

I'm Lu Bu.

Now, to go wreak havoc upon the world!

 

[Slaanesh]

Fuck yes, an entire squad of Space Marines.

 

[Generalissimo]

christian brutal sniper



ALL OF YOU ARE DEAD!

 

[Seives-Sliver]

Archdemon! Sweet, army of darkspawn ^^

 

[King of Wei]

The Harvester from dragon age. Spend my days dismembering people and throwing their limbs at others ... alright then.

 

[Valdsator]

I'm a Half Life 2 zombie...

Won sdrawkcab kaeps ot teg I!

 

[L3G0kees]

I'm dead, how's that?

 

[ultimateownage]

I'm the Shogunate of Feudal Japan? Yay!

*EDIT*

I'm a Half Life 2 zombie...

Won sdrawkcab kaeps ot teg I!

Unless you're on fire, then you have to speak the right way around when you scream be saved from the horrible pain.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

So I'm now one of those South African mercenary ice powered guys from inFamous 2, so now I have ice powers and can wield advanced firearms; not too shabby. Oddly enough I am actually from Southern Africa only I'm from Zambia and not South Africa.

 

[i love headcrabs]

Im a Lobotomite now I wander about big mt and kill everything near me

 

[JasonKaotic]

I'm a civillian from inFamous?
Well, ain't this amazing?

 

[Fozza]

But... But... I don't want to be a DROWNER ='(

 

[ruben6f]

I am a Elite flood from halo 3, guess it's time to go around killing.

I should have read this comment after I did a raid on a bloodsucker lair in S.T.A.L.K.E.R

 

[thejackyl]

YOU ARE ALL SO SMALL!!!

EDIT: Probably should add a bit more before this gets modded for low content...
The Heavy from TF2, though I think I wold rather be the engineer out of all the classes. I mean, a machine that dispenses infinite ammo/metal/health?

New health care program: Hurt? Stand next to this machine for a few minutes while you do whatever the hell you normally do. You'll feel better in no time.

 

[Bloodstain]

Some bug monster from AION? Eh, it could be worse.