You now ARE the last thing you killed in a video game.

[Gladiateher]

A spearman... so I guess i'll spear people?

 

[PancakesSUCKTHEYDO]

I killed a heavy.

Its funny because im Russian IRL.

 

[Backstabber]

I'll be an all-powerful mudcrab! MWHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Doomcat]

I get to be...a Geographer, Fuuuuuuu...

(Geographer as in Ragnarok, as in that plant that just kinda sits there and does nothing and people farm for massive EXP)

 

[Quazimofo]

an egyptian noble in the period of ancient rome? i could do much worse. the heat would really get to me though.
(rome total war in case you were wondering)

 

[Clarkarius]

I'm now Shadow Kanji.

Terrific...

 

[Zhadramekel]

Those light-furred wolves from The Worlds Ends With You. They're pretty cool so I wouldn't mind.

 

[AbstractStream]

I'm now Shadow Kanji.

Terrific...

Pffffffft! Too funny. Way too funny.

Uuuh, technically I didn't kill it, but I opened a door to shine some light on it which in turn eliminated it. I'm a chainshaw wielding devil baby :/

 

[Shakomaru]

I wanted to be something better than Donkey Kong, so I'm now a Wyvern from FF1. So I can fly. That's cool.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

A Geth Trooper.

A heretic at that.

 

[Quantum Star]

I'm Kessler from Infamous. I don't really know what to think of this.

 

[The Shade]

Gargantuar. Nice.

Go, Imp minion! Devour plantlife!

 

[Albert Whisker]

Well, I'm Colonel Volgin.
BRB, lightning-groping EVERYTHING.

 

[Von Dean]

I'm a Darksteel Giant..not too shabby and i'm sure being indestructable will come in handy

 

[Oliman43]

Weird, that makes me the flying fal'cie Dahaka.

 

[Pierce Graham]

I get to be a... Covenant Cruiser?!?!?! Not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that...

 

[cubikill]

Im a High Templar, hell yeah. I can float, summon lighting storms, and turn your energy into damage on you. I also feed on sunshine. So yeah awesome.

 

[Drakmorg]

I'm a Ghost Person now. I'm not sure if that's awesome or sad.

On the one hand, I'm immortal, so long as I don't get any of my limbs hacked off.
But on the other, Ghost People can't talk, so I'd have to pick up sign language to converse with my fellow toxic monsters.

Wait, do Ghost People ever talk to each other? Or do they just spend all their time looking for the occasional tourist to stab or blow up? It just occurs to me that I have no idea what Ghost People do besides try to kill people. I mean there's gotta be something.

I've got it, I will become the Ghost People king! First we shall mobilize and gather our strength, then we shall fall upon the wasteland, bringing the toxic cloud that has birthed us and block out the sun! Post-apocalyptic America will never know joy or relative contentment again! BWAhahahahhahahaha!