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Dawning Age

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A fleet of those tentacle ships in Crysis, I think that's a pretty good force. Time for me to raid some doughnut shops and leave with half the city's population desecrated across the park lands.
 

Mr.Numbers

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captaincabbage said:
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captaincabbage said:
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*THinks REAL Hard* I haven't played anything in a while...Wait...

*REALIZATION*

Holy crap, yesterday I made myself play New Vegas again because I realized I had gone the whole way through without taking on a Deathclaw. So I took one out with my trusty Anti Matter Rifle (Incendiary bullets) and "This Machine"...Holy damn was that thing hard to kill.

So...I would get my own army of Deathclaws...

*Drooools on keyboard*
captaincabbage said:
Aww shit, you is all gonna bow down to me and my ARMY OF MAGIKARPS!!!!!!
Thanks for providing Breakfast :3
Yes, yes! I sell you magic-karp for only one hundred gold pieces. They very tasty, fill you right up yes?


You mean Caps...Right? What is this...Gold...Of which you speak?
da, is gold! gold is caps. caps is gold. In Mother Russia, gold very popular. Can buy guns made of gold
Russia? Allied with China?!!

YOU! *UNLEASHES ARMY OF DEATHCLAWS UPON DESTROYER OF WORLD!*
 

den0008

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I have an army of Sephiroth? Sephirothi? Sephiroths?

WHO CARES! I am so taking over the world!!!
 

Redingold

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Last thing I killed was a creeper.

Hee, hee, hahaha, HAHAHAAAA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

 

Kingpopadopalus

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an army of *looks at his list and at the top sits Lich King* So does that mean i control and army thatt controls an army itself? I mean the lich king himself is enough but an army per LK thats like army to the power of army.
 

Wedgetail122

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ha, lovely, the last game I played was a casual Single Player game of Call of Duty 4, great, have an army of a stereotipical Language Confused weirdly unaccurate Ultranationalist russians, my plan, tell them to capture a ridge and watch them fall off the edge, or field test them to see if I get any smarter ones that might in some way resemble FPS Russia, he will become my son, I shall call him Mustafa
 

Cazza

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Gaint Spiders from Minecraft. So you hate small spiders how about my gaint ones!!! MUHAHAHA.
 

Dr.Fantastic

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Well an Army of guards from AC Brotherhood. Well then If I can train them how to combine the uses of both there weapons and modern weapons then I should be all set.
 

aenimau5

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An army of those snake things from geometry wars. Not sure how big they're gonna be but fuck yeah!
 

GraveeKing

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An army of Black Scottish cyclops eh? Not so extinct now are they?
KA-BOOM!!! FOR ALL MWHAHAHAA
 

captaincabbage

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Mr.Numbers said:
captaincabbage said:
Mr.Numbers said:
captaincabbage said:
Mr.Numbers said:
*THinks REAL Hard* I haven't played anything in a while...Wait...

*REALIZATION*

Holy crap, yesterday I made myself play New Vegas again because I realized I had gone the whole way through without taking on a Deathclaw. So I took one out with my trusty Anti Matter Rifle (Incendiary bullets) and "This Machine"...Holy damn was that thing hard to kill.

So...I would get my own army of Deathclaws...

*Drooools on keyboard*
captaincabbage said:
Aww shit, you is all gonna bow down to me and my ARMY OF MAGIKARPS!!!!!!
Thanks for providing Breakfast :3
Yes, yes! I sell you magic-karp for only one hundred gold pieces. They very tasty, fill you right up yes?


You mean Caps...Right? What is this...Gold...Of which you speak?
da, is gold! gold is caps. caps is gold. In Mother Russia, gold very popular. Can buy guns made of gold
Russia? Allied with China?!!

YOU! *UNLEASHES ARMY OF DEATHCLAWS UPON DESTROYER OF WORLD!*
Bah, Deathclaws can't even withstand my Super-Sledge, how do you expect them to stand a chance against over 9,000 hyper beams?

(Holy shit I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore)
 

spielberg11

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...I just murdered a minstrel in Assassin's Creed II.

Oh, Christ.

I'm probably just going to end up with a lot of corpses again after five minutes in any busy city.