You now have a Army of the last thing you killed in a videogame.

[SoranMBane]

The last thing I killed was a vortigaunt in Half-Life: Opposing Force. I've always wanted my own vortigaunt for a friend, but a whole army is even better. No world conquering for me, though, because as I recall, the Nihilanth also tried attacking the Earth with an army of vorts and it didn't end so well for him. So I guess I'll be using my new army to defend the world instead.

 

[Kargathia]

That'd be a L4D2 tank. Think I'll start a demolishing firm with it.

Conquering the world is a bit cliche.

 

[Dogstile]

ATTACK MY KERBALS, MAN YOUR ICBMS, MAN THEM NOW

 

[repeating integers]

Lol! I have an army of suns!!!!
I win, take that planets!!!!!

How the fuck did you manage that?

 

[Gooseling]

A creeper...

 

[Nikolaz72]

Companioncube ;(

An army of Companioncubes I guess. I can use it to spread love and care.

 

[hobohazard]

i have an army of...... dispensers. well, this should be um... interesting

 

[BarberToad]

I possibly just won the worst army of all, I've killed a peashooter from Plants vs. Zombies.

Oh well, at least my brains are now protected.

 

[Cipher1]

I have an army of IS-7 tanks now all I need is a means to supply them with ammunition and fuel.

 

[mrc390]

I destroyed a french army in medieval 2... So that means an army of french army's.

 

[BarberToad]

i have an army of...... dispensers. well, this should be um... interesting

You'll have enough metal to build a bunker skyscraper treehouse, all the rockets and grenades you'd ever need, oh and you are now officially immortal. I'd say that is a pretty sweet army, defensive-wise

 

[Maeshone]

Great! All shall fear my army of level 6 World of Warcraft kobolds!

 

[Darth Rahu]

Viva La Robolucion!!! Go forth my fellow Claptraps, enforce my will of a new world order!!!

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

An army of Zulus? I think I'll do just fine.

ZULU!

 

[snowpuppy]

Lol! I have an army of suns!!!!
I win, take that planets!!!!!

How the fuck did you manage that?

I was playing the demo for solar2.
I just kept ramming into suns.

 

[Tim Mazzola]

I got it easy. The little ghosts from Find Mii

 

[jedilord08]

i killed the final boss of borderlands
now no one will enter the vault.

 

[Alcamonic]

Killed Annie in League of Legends... no... please not an army of her!
Hearing "Have you seen my bear trippers!?" being repeated by a whole army would make me wish I had killed a critter, or myself.

 

[b3nn3tt]

Oh wow, an army of Lego characters. How very powerful I would be.

/sarcasm.

I suppose I could have them act out scenes from films, games etc. for my amusement. Or possibly showcase it and have people pay me to watch. And use the proceeds to take over the world. That might just work.