OH.MY.GOD. Last thing was, I stepped on some random harmless scorpions from diablo 2. Your frame-rate is going to suffer a horrible fate for its imagined crimes against me.
Well, I killed the Beast in InFamous 2. I now have an army of basically invincible killing machines with the ability to eradicate all life in a big city in an instant.
I've probably killed an entire army's worth of Combine Soldiers and Synths from how fucking much I play Half-Life 2 and it's Episodes; time for some 1984-eque totalitarian domination of Earth!
Ok I got an army of some robot grunt things from Solatoobo. They will going to get defeated easily due to the fact they're slow and can't attack while moving.
Hmmm... I believe I may have everyone beat as I accidentally suicided my Adam Jensen from the leaked preview of Deus Ex Human Revolution... So many awesome implanted sunglasses and wrist-chisels.
I'm thinking I won last game of SC2 by psi-storming a clump of mutalisks, so... I suppose I have a murder of those. Let's fly around and harass my enemy's armies!
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