You now have to die in the stupidest way possible!
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A duck lands in Vancouver, causing a gust of wind to knock over a row of dominoes to hit the ignition to a car, which runs until it hits the row of giant dominoes in a line across the US, leading to my home in VA, crushing it and me.
A bridge fell on me. Alternatively, I was in a fridge that got nuked...unfortunately it wasn't lead-lined.
After watching Idiocracy, I go to the bathroom, trip on a bar of soap, and bust my head open on the toilet.
I figured that realism in my answer could be just as good as any fantastical thing that people here would come up with.
I figured that realism in my answer could be just as good as any fantastical thing that people here would come up with.
My best friend dresses up as Rebecca Black in spite of the song they keep teasing me with. He then subsequently has me dress up as her also and put me in bondage equipment. Then he slits my throat to finish it off.
I don't mind the song that much anymore, but the physics club jokes all the time by calling me "Rebecca Black."
I don't mind the song that much anymore, but the physics club jokes all the time by calling me "Rebecca Black."
I trip over a cat, hit my head hard enough to knock me out and land face down in the freshly filled cat water bowl.
Id want to be a cautionary tale, and something for my friends to talk about when they're drunk.
hey, you remember Anthony?
oh, yeah, dude was cool. though i gotta admit, he picked the funniest way to die
what happened?
oh, he was screwing this really hot girl, like, 100/10, and mid way through, while shes just riding him, she snaps his member.
youre shittin me
no, seriously. she just breaks it and he died from the internal hemorrhaging and stress/shock. but he still finished, dude was a champ. hes the reason they show that video in health classes now about being too rough, and while you can only bend so much before giving out.
oh, wow. *looks at own parts* i'll be more careful next time then.
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yeah, thatll do.
EDIT:
in case anyone was wondering, the idea came up <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.310192-It-still-works#12536244>here
hey, you remember Anthony?
oh, yeah, dude was cool. though i gotta admit, he picked the funniest way to die
what happened?
oh, he was screwing this really hot girl, like, 100/10, and mid way through, while shes just riding him, she snaps his member.
youre shittin me
no, seriously. she just breaks it and he died from the internal hemorrhaging and stress/shock. but he still finished, dude was a champ. hes the reason they show that video in health classes now about being too rough, and while you can only bend so much before giving out.
oh, wow. *looks at own parts* i'll be more careful next time then.
...
yeah, thatll do.
EDIT:
in case anyone was wondering, the idea came up <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.310192-It-still-works#12536244>here
Trip on a pebble off a building onto a the grate of a window below where the spikes pierce then rip through your skin. Within seconds, your entire back is ripped through and you fall slamming into a speeding bus on your way down. The bus hits you at just the right angle so that you fly up into the air and slam onto the hood of another nearby vehicle which, too, is speeding and slams directly into a gas tank at a nearby gas station. The tank explodes and, in mid-air, you vaporize into ashes, big chunks of which are pecked out of the air by birds, ingested, and pooped out at a later time onto some guy's really nice hat which gets thrown away. The trash then gets taken to a dump where it and many other undesirables get incinerated.
That area then gets attacked by a nuclear missile and... actually, let me stop there.
That area then gets attacked by a nuclear missile and... actually, let me stop there.
To avoid my death, I will have to avoid cities at all costs, for the second I enter one, a random large and heavy object will inexplicably fall from the building, crushing me instantly. Scientists would need to make a new measurement of how unlikely that would be and have to call it a "Stranger moment".
I single-handedly save the entire world from a greedy corporate menace, to which I'm treated as a hero by everybody. After I ride in a black Cadillac convertible down Times Square during the huge parade to celebrate my victory, complete with marching band, cheering masses and large amounts of confetti, as I step out of the car and walk to the podium to give a speech where they've erected a huge statue of me, I slip on some confetti, hit my head on a fire hydrant and die instantly.
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