You now have to die in the stupidest way possible!

[andreas3K]

I got some paint on my jeans, so I go to the bathroom to try and wash it off. I throw the turpentine soaked rag into the toilet and start washing my hands, but I stumble and smash my face through the bathroom mirror. Then I sit down to take a shit and light up a cigarette. Unfortunately the turpentine fumes ignite and explode like a bomb. When they're taking me to the hospital and carrying me up the stairs, they ask me how I ended up with blood on my face, shit on my legs and a burnt ass. I tell them how it happened and they start laughing so hard they drop me and I roll down the hospital stairs and break my neck.

 

[Ham_authority95]

I die from drinking too much....water.

 

[staika]

About to die find a medical kit with all the stuff I need to save myself, trip on the box and crack my skull on the ground and bleed out next to the thing that could save me.

 

[Tartarga]

I want to die by tempting fate or what have you, like I say something like "How could this day get any worse?" and an anvil falls on my head or something.

Or maybe like this. Yeah that would be pretty stupid.

 

[Blueruler182]

Finally burn down my work and accidentally light up all my exits. Whooopsy!

 

[guidance]

Run off a cliff by a group of naked women

 

[Lumin]

Walk out onto my porch in the morning and pick up the newspaper, yawning in the process.
Suddenly a god damn bird flies into my mouth and I choke to death, without getting to read the comic section.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Death by dumb forum topic. D:

 

[dalek sec]

I was trying to wow Valve by building actual combustable lemons to ship to them but I screwed up and they blew up in my face, killing me with explosives and hot lemon juice in my wounds!

I don't know how the cops are going to explain this to my parents without laughing their heads off or wondering what the hell I was doing with lemons and bombs. Worse case they label me some kind of milita nut trying to take out the government. D:

 

[Spaloooooka]

I drown in a swimming pool of my own siemen and my girlfriends vagina juice!

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White,
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie...
Robocop, Terminator,
Captain Kirk, Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman,
every single Power Ranger,
Little S Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan,

all come out of no where lightning fast, and kick me right in my bewildered ass.
It'd be the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe.

...

And then all those characters disappear just as quickly as they appeared. Sounds pretty stupid to me. ^_^

(Cookie for reference. Also, I wrote this only from memory, so please excuse any typos. >_> )

 

[Blue Hero]

I notice I have run out of toilet paper after I have already sat down and done my business. I starve to death on the toilet seat because I refuse to get up without wiping.

 

[Billska]

I will pull out all my teeth.

And then gum myself to death.

 

[That_Sneaky_Camper]

I die falling out of bed.

 

[Hamish Durie]

I would have a massive clymactic battle and then at the celebration party U would have a heart attack

 

[Pargencia]

I divide by zero. The universe collapses. At least I take my enemies out with me.

 

[Magicmad5511]

DEATH BY PENGUINS.

or

The sheer irony of getting run over by an ambulance.

 

[Epicspoon]

I die from drinking too much....water.

I'm just gonna leave this here. make sure nobody touches it okay?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16614865/ns/us_news-life/t/woman-dies-after-water-drinking-contest/