You now have to die in the stupidest way possible!

[kinapuffar]

Run over by an ice cream truck.

 

[Epicspoon]

well for me I get stabbed in the heart but survive and escape. after escaping a lightning bolt strikes the knife causing my heart to explode...


oh wait you said stupid not awesome. sorry about that.

 

[Shilefin]

A ladder falls on me while walking near a firetruck

 

[thiosk]

interrupting a child's tea party after my sudden, autoerotic asphyxiatory death is not how I want to be remembered

 

[Tootiefly]

I die by having the roof leak over my face, causing me to dry-drown while trying to think of a better stupid way to die.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

impaled by a carrot by that guy from shoot em up.

 

[darkdraconus]

I die be skewering myself on a toothpick... repeatedly...

 

[Klarinette]

You know that whale that fell from the sky when something happened with the probability drive and it was all, "Ooh, what's this wooshing sound?" etc.? Yeah... he landed on me because I happened to be hiking at the time.

 

[Zeekar]

I hear a warning siren -- The tank I'm in is about to asplode. With not a moment to spare, I instinctively leap out of the tank and fix the damage amidst the chaos.

Except I forget that instead of my magic power-tool, I have out my RPG by default and I accidentally the tank one foot in front of myself, killing me and everyone around it.

 

[Suicida1 Midget]

Either by a speeding ice cream truck/school bus or a coveant (i think thats how its spelled, from halo) drop pod drops down landing right next to me, just to kill me cause the ramp extention landed on my foot. Both suck.

 

[AMAZED]

drowned in a tolite I was cleaning

 

[Monkeybald]

I'm dressed in a banana suit while tied to a merry-go-round on a unicorn or some kind of pretty horse, while waiting for my lights to go out after receiving a lethal injection.

 

[SeriousIssues]

Choking on throw-up after accidentally poking my uvula with a knocked out tooth.

 

[FabiotheTurtle]

DEATH BY SNAIL

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

I'm pounding on a vending machine after I put a dollar in. I pound and shake it so hard it falls and kills me.

Seriously though, one way I could think of is if one day I'm wearing contacts. And magically something slices them in half while they're still in my eye. Then the glass is hardened cause I'm nearby a fireplace. The glass cuts my eyeball and I end up bleeding to death because I couldn't get help in time.

 

[uzo]

Hit in the temple by a Wii controller.




Y'know, on second thought, I'd actually be surprised if there have been no fatalities from Wii.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Killed in a hospital, doesn't matter how.

Oh, the irony!

Also in terms of irony, being brought back to life in a morgue!

 

[Romblen]

After fighting off 20 ninjas with nothing but a can of green beans, I throw the can down in victory(similar to how athletes do with a football), but the can bounces off a rock and strikes me in the head killing me instantly.

If I'm lucky all they'll remember is me fighting the ninjas.