You now have to die in the stupidest way possible!

[Slowpool]

Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White,
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie...
Robocop, Terminator,
Captain Kirk, Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman,
every single Power Ranger,
Little S Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan,

all come out of no where lightning fast, and kick me right in my bewildered ass.
It'd be the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe.

...

And then all those characters disappear just as quickly as they appeared. Sounds pretty stupid to me. ^_^

(Cookie for reference. Also, I wrote this only from memory, so please excuse any typos. >_> )

The Ultimate Showdown. How DARE you take up Chuck Norris' place.

OT: One day, I come across a pit of lava. Wondering just how hot it could be, I decide to go skinny dipping. After stripping down, taking a refreshing breath of toxic fumes and making sure that it's been 30 minutes since I last ate, I do my stretches. Ready to go where no man has willingly gone before, I prepare to dive. As I do, an albatross falls from the sky, hits me in the face, snaps my neck, and sends me falling back away from the lava. As the world goes black, I dimly feel betrayed that I didn't get to dive (it was going to be a wicked cannonball), but grudgingly settle for the knowledge that this is probably only the third time someone was killed by an albatross to the face. Fifth, tops.

Fucking albatross.

 

[fluffybunny937]

My son is being killed by an old man with magic lightning powers. Instead of silently taking out my weapon and striking him, I start saying "no...NOOOO" as I grab him and throw him to his death but as I do it I take a bunch of damage and die when my suit life support fails.

 

[Dango]

I switch bodies with a newborn turtle, and am swept up and eaten by a seagull.

 

[BlueAnubis]

I'm driving a car on the Autobahn at 500 KPH (Since it's in Germany and therefore uses the Metric System) when I hit a ramp and slam into a tanker full of ice cream and am flash frozen in a vat of Rocky Road (simply for the irony of it)

 

[The Geek Lord]

I get a PS3 finally and then get run over by a car driven by a Scout cosplayer who then comes out to beat me to death with a baseball bat screaming "MOTHER BONKING PC GAMING FOREVER BOINK."

 

[LawlessSquirrel]

Run over by a cactus. It will be tragic.

 

[StormShaun]

I would like to go out in a fun way, Rico Rodrigez from Just Cause 2 will attach me to the fastest jet in the world, it shall gain speed until it has went around the world twice and I then shall be let go and get slingshotted out of Earth's atmosphere and never to be seen again, I presume that I discover aliens and they are like "Holy shit" and revive me and I teach them about Earth, or I get slingshotted and die and then become THE ANGEL OF LIGHTNING, my dream, it shall come true.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White,
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie...
Robocop, Terminator,
Captain Kirk, Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman,
every single Power Ranger,
Little S Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan,

all come out of no where lightning fast, and kick me right in my bewildered ass.
It'd be the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe.

...

And then all those characters disappear just as quickly as they appeared. Sounds pretty stupid to me. ^_^

(Cookie for reference. Also, I wrote this only from memory, so please excuse any typos. >_> )

The Ultimate Showdown. How DARE you take up Chuck Norris' place.

OT: One day, I come across a pit of lava. Wondering just how hot it could be, I decide to go skinny dipping. After stripping down, taking a refreshing breath of toxic fumes and making sure that it's been 30 minutes since I last ate, I do my stretches. Ready to go where no man has willingly gone before, I prepare to dive. As I do, an albatross falls from the sky, hits me in the face, snaps my neck, and sends me falling back away from the lava. As the world goes black, I dimly feel betrayed that I didn't get to dive (it was going to be a wicked cannonball), but grudgingly settle for the knowledge that this is probably only the third time someone was killed by an albatross to the face. Fifth, tops.

Fucking albatross.

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And don't even get me started on Albatross'. Good lord, I hate them... >_>

 

[Angry Camel]

I sneeze really hard while facing a wall. So hard my head splits open and I bleed to death.

 

[ChadSexington]

Sky diving naked after doing a lot of cocaine. Awesome and incredibly stupid. Shame I'm terrified of heights.

 

[marurder]

Run off a cliff by a group of naked women

Only as punishment of a crime tho.

Personally chocking on Death by Chocolate in an eating contest.

 

[Reverend Del]

stubbed toe results in falling over and cracking my skull open on a lamp post.

 

[Tilted_Logic]

Tripped over a fig newton.

It was the very first thought that came to mind. I... think I need sleep...

 

[Arakasi]

I want to spontaneously explode in a public, crowded place.

Not the kind of explosion that would harm anyone, just cover everyone in my blood and guts.

Now, that's a memorable death.

 

[Nuclear_Suspect]

Get home after a disappointing party and decide to make my own booze out of draincleaner and woodalcohol.

Realize just before death that this is bad and down a couple of viagra, so when they find my cold dead body I'd still be sporting a glorios stiffy

 

[Simalacrum]

Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White,
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie...
Robocop, Terminator,
Captain Kirk, Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman,
every single Power Ranger,
Little S Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan,

all come out of no where lightning fast, and kick me right in my bewildered ass.
It'd be the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe.

...

And then all those characters disappear just as quickly as they appeared. Sounds pretty stupid to me. ^_^

(Cookie for reference. Also, I wrote this only from memory, so please excuse any typos. >_> )

Thanks for the cookie!

*takes tiny bite*
*chokes*
*dies*

 

[MrJKapowey]

I break my pelvis (I think it's the pelvis) whilst swimming in a public pool late at night. There's noone there so I stagger to the changing rooms and find there's noone in the mens, but there's people in the womens...

I stagger in the womens changing room with a massive boner (I think it is the pelvis does that when it breaks...) groaning and stuff and they all think I'm a rapist and manage to towel whip me to death.

AWWW YEAH!

Remember kids - don't run on the poolside!