You now have to die in the stupidest way possible!

[Nikolaz72]

Well... A candy bar was stuck in the vending machine. And I pulled a little too hard.

I was the 498th guy to die by vending machine that year.

 

[Hollock]

The batteries lodged in my pussy leak and the acid burns up my guts (I'm male), and this reaches its zentith as I'm alone in my room masterbating to a bowl full of chocolate chips.