You only have 15 minutes left in your life... What will you do with it?

[DreadfulSorry]

Hire a prostitute.

Actually I would probably call/visit my family and tell them how much I love them.

 

[Luthir Fontaine]

I quit smoking two yrs ago...so if my wife wasnt around prob run to the store as fast as i can and smoke a pack.

 

[Clockwork Scarecrow.]

Hang myself.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Probably say goodbye to the people of the Escapist and my family.

 

[Biodeamon]

tell my friends i'm dying and then bust all my on soda and mindless sex (need to pass on the genes too)!

 

[hamasins]

I'll order a pizza online and say i'll pay by cash MAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Draconicfeline]

Hmmm...
I cant beat a game in 15 minutes...

I'd leave a note stating that I want games and D&D books buried with me so i can play them in the afterlife... you know, with money just in case i have to pay someone off... General afterlife preparation, you know.
Then I'd find some weapon and go out in a blaze of raging glory... with casualties.

Preferably on people who deserve it.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

HAHA! i came repared with this hitlist of people i made.
ok, ok:
kill anonymous bastars 1 through 20
kill anonymous super bastard who fucked up 6 years of my life.
stand ontop of my local flat-roof pub with the biggest speaker in the place and rock some shit up.
in the last ten seconds shout "if there is such a thing as a God the shalt strike me down, aproximateley...now" (the effect of this may cause my christian family to believe that god is bad and destroy thier faith... you know, just for the lolz?)
die. and then i will get to have that song played at my funeral from the other thread. sweeeeeet.

 

[silasbufu]

Party like Charlie Sheen

 

[nitemarez]

Go on /b/ and whoever rolls trips on my post gets to choose my last words, and while waiting for someone to get trips I'd probably fap. I'm a man of simple tastes

 

[Jubbert]

Go to girlfriend's house.

 

[Saelune]

Regret everything. I already do, but to die now would have made everything in my life worthless. Really, all I can hope for is that my future will be surprisingly better than my current point in life.

I dont believe in a heaven-life afterlife, so all I have is this life. (I may believe in reincarnation, but I dont think I will still be me)

 

[LFC Scouser]

Write press X to not die on my wall

 

[Veldel]

Sitback drink a rootbeer and just play my games since id rather just die doing what i love.

 

[BNSNightshade]

Put some harpsichord music on, then call my ex-girlfriend and chat to her I guess. And end by telling her that I'll take care of our daughter, that she'll find someone and that she'll be able to smile one day...

goosebumps...

 

[Lancer873]

Strap myself onto a rocket and shoot myself into a volcano (if none are within fifteen minute's range, I'll just shoot myself into the mesosphere instead). Because if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna do it right.

 

[Mossypne]

Try and die in a memorable way!! e.g masturbating in the middle of a road!!

 

[Jedoro]

Grab my shotgun, find my friend's ex who hit her, and kill him.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Send an email to the guy I have feelings for (who has no interest back, sadly. Getting over people isn't easy.) telling him how much I cared for him and that, whether he believed it or not, he is a truly awesome guy.

You'd do that to someone? If someone told me in their final minutes that they had feelings for me, that'd be pretty damn traumatising.

OT: Find a random stranger after fourteen minutes and fifty-five seconds, and tell them "The cure is in my..."

 

[Bas Smeets]

I'd smirk in disbelief and head for the next thread.

You know, coming up with a really good description for a question like this is just tempting fate. Kinda like a gravelly voice from behind you saying "I accept your challenge. You die in 15 minutes."