You own a pub, what's it called?

[felix1942]

Dr. Dynamite's wonderful world of unearthly delights
or
philosophy club(ripped off from a book but it sounds cool)

 

[bluepotatosack]

The Piss Shingle

It just rolls off the tongue, don't it?

 

[alik44]

The Sip an Tumble

yes we finally got carpeting it wnt hurt now

 

[kittii-chan 300]

im afraid that youll be paying $10 for reading this sign

 

[mikev7.0]

It would be named "Counters" and it would be the first pub to encourage fair odds gambling. (and it would still clean up.) If you can manage to outsmart Blackjack with nothing but your mind then fair play to you! Then again we would make a big deal out of the winners skills (since that would be honestly impressive) and it get's tough to count when everyone's paying attention to you like that....

 

[pfc_river]

Here's one I'd like to work into some fiction I'm writing: Friar's Delight.
One my dad told me about: The Bearded Clam. Seems they got in trouble over the name, so changed it to Fuzzy's Place.

 

[TheEye]

The Admiral's Arms

 

[lwm3398]

Drinks
You
Can
Spend
Tons
Of
Freaking
Money
On
Because
You
Don't
Need
Disposal
Income
Do
You?

Spelled DYCSTOFMOBYDNDIDY

Said Dycst of Moby and Dindidy.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Foghorn J's Drunken Tophat Emporium.

 

[MindBullets]

"The Six String" or maybe something like "The Bar Chord [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barre_chord]" or "The Barre Chord Bar".

I'd make it a really chilled, laid-back venue, with a stage for live music and maybe some stand up comedy. A place to go to hear something other than the generic pop stuff getting pumped out of the speakers in other bars, and for new bands to make their start. I'd probably like to have a different genre of band each night, with one night saved for comedy.

The Old Haunt - CASTLE!

Nice! Castle FTW!

 

[Tdc2182]

We don't check ID!

Clear out the booze in minutes.

Or... Mr. Magorum's inebriated Emporium.

 

[Darwins_Folly]

Smiley's

 

[Sleepy Sol]

The Crab Shack. Yerp. Great name, huh?

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I can't decide between "The Winchester," or "The Inn of Ill Omen."

 

[Orangeheart]

Either The Inn of Ill Omen or The Adjective Noun

 

[Dash-X]

"Chillax"

It would be a weird pub. There would be bookshelves lining the walls with just about anything a body would want to read, and soothing music. In addition to regular libations that pubs are expected to have, we would also sell the house special -- a homemade hot tottie. As for seating options, there would be comfortable chairs -- next to a simulated fireplace or near the chess table. Even the rugs would be comfortable to sit on (though, thinking about it now, they'd be a pain to clean...).

Oh, and we'd also have a big bouncer to throw out anyone who refuses to chill.

 

[proctorninja2]

Paragon and Reneged

 

[Cutter9792]

The Beer Shack.
"A bar with beer that WON'T make you sick and kill you!"

 

[Captain_M]

Have a Goddamn Beer!tm