You own a pub, what's it called?

[Luthir Fontaine]

The Tavern of the Rising Sun

So I can sit just outside of it and say "Greetings, good master. Welcome to the Tavern of the Rising Sun."

 

[Bealzibob]

"The Quite Bizzare Bazaar"

Everything will be upside down, we'll have outlandish "melted" walls and and purple mist (depending on how hard inflation hits the purple msit market) and we sell only heavy spirits or obscure cocktails.

Will be open for the middle of the night, from 11-4 because it'll be to annoying to drink at sober and to surreal(vomit inducing) to drink at when smashed. Deffinitely a niche bar but whatever, everyone will remember it and the time frame will make it sound mysterious.

That or "Ye Olde Subwoofer", a Gothic/Victorian themed trance/house club.

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

"Le dragon ivre"

 

[googleback]

The Drummer's Ears

I have no idea why...

 

[Soveru]

It'll be called 'The Pub'

 

[PleaseDele]

The Buzzkill. Because I'm all ironic hipster like that.

 

[Torrasque]

I'd name mine "The Blue Waffle" so if anyone looked me up, they'd be horribly mentally scarred for life.

 

[Sparrow]

Can't believe everyone has resisted the urge to say "The Winchester".

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

Republic of Ireland

or possibly

The Lazy Donkey

You sir win
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[Flames66]

Either The Phoenix, or DagoBar.

 

[CorinthianRed]

Group therapy
lol

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

The twig and two berries.

It'll be a sophisticated joint...obviously.

 

[Albino Boo]

Can't believe everyone has resisted the urge to say "The Winchester".

Sorry, I was too busy having a quick half in the Nags Head, you know the one its opposite the Queen Vic.

I suspect you don't know the Winchester is a reference to Minder

 

[Gizmo1990]

The Amnesia. Because sometimes you want to go where no body knows your name.

 

[cookieXkiller]

my pub would be called the frozen boot
or 'the boot' for short.
and if thats taken ... I would steal the name of pub of shady dealings.
and sell lots of booze like whisky etc.
none of the pre made drinks.

 

[Jon Shannow]

In memory of my favourite one: "The Tickled Balls"

 

[Jazoni89]

The queen's legs

"I'm waiting for the queen's legs to open, so i can have a drink"

...yeah, I'm so immature.