You own a pub, what's it called?

[Vykrel]

im american, so its called a "bar"

 

[Hugh Wright]

The Seven Shellfish, if you are so drunk you can't say the name of the place you aren't getting served.
Or a rubgy pub called the Hooker's Leg's. Let the yanks puzzle over that one.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Old Greg's Pub

We only serve Baileys.

 

[kayisking]

The Spoiled Princess

 

[Inuprince]

Drunken Dragon.

 

[Chaza]

The Honey Badger.

Don't know why I just find it catchy.

 

[Raistlinhawke]

The Gold Flake Afterlife

A bit of a fruity name, but the tribute to the liquor featured in "Grim Fandango" makes it awesome and manly all over again.

 

[kinglovejoy]

The Cosy Pig. It's what Churchill called his home when he found out Hitler called his HQ The Eagles Nest. Or something like that. Either way it has that essence of Churchill, comedy and pigs which would entice any Englishman (nay, Briton!) in.

Otherwise maybe The Hanged Man [Iron Maiden reference], El Dorado, The Swan And Paedo (I know it's been done but hey, it's a good name!)

And just because its a videogame forum: The Wind Fish. Free pint for anyone with twenty seashells!

 

[Whodat]

Fuck That Shit: Time for a beer. Catchy, and true!

 

[AmosMoses]

The Quiche and Hamster

 

[RabbidKuriboh]

the bloody stool










i'm quite proud of that =D

 

[Meathands]

The Gary Glitter

"I hear you were going for a date with Sue from HR"
"Yep, I thought I'd play it low-key and just take her up the Gary Glitter"

 

[lordmardok]

The Slap and Tickle

 

[AbstractStream]

Am I seriously the first to say Puzzles?

Curse you!
I was going to say that!

OT: Puzzles.
Why?
That's the puzzle.

That's the puzzle!
Damn, I got ninja'd twice. I thought this was gonna be the most posted answer though.

 

[sleeky01]

A Cyber-themed bar named "The Progress Bar"? Maybe

A bar/casino named "Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear"? better..

Hmm....

 

[Robert Drapp]

I'm thinking either The Underground or Tiki Rob's Hut.

 

[Cerrax]

Time
And
Relative
Drunkeness
In
Southside

I live in Pittsburgh and I've been watching way too much Dr. Who The front door would totally be a blue phone box.

 

[blindthrall]

the Drunken Irish

i am Shocked i am the first to come up with this

Don't be so racist.

...i am irish...so is that Racist?

I'm Irish too, and I got a warning for telling him, well, "not to be so easily offended." The Irish are not a race.

 

[mangus]

The mulleted moose. We'd have a computer store in the front so it's business in the front and party in the back.

 

[blindthrall]

the Drunken Irish

i am Shocked i am the first to come up with this

Don't be so racist.

Don't be such as pussy.

What's wrong with you.

What's wrong with you? I'm Irish and this isn't offensive in the slightest. And it certainly isn't racist, because they're not saying white people are drunks, just the Irish. If it was a caricature of a little red-headed leprechaun, I might get offended, but only if it was really bad. There's a bar in my city called the Drunken Dubliner, and nobody bats an eye over it.

It peeves me that people are so quick to call someone racist. It should be an accusation with some gravity behind it, as in "your irrational hatred of another race has disenfranchised in some way a member of that race." Yelling 'Racism!' at everything that could potentially offend anybody just results in a 'boy who cried wolf' scenario-the accusations become meaningless.