You rob a store, what store and what would you take?

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

If I could take the store itself I would take an IKEA store. Just so I could have new beds and couches to relax in.

 

[rhyno435]

EB games, PS3 games and accessories. That is all.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

An Apple Store. Tons of overpriced tech I could sell for lowered prices and still make a hell of a profit. Besides, I'm not really a fan of Apple.

Observe [http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/09/apple-heist-empties-store-in-just-31-seconds/].

Holy crap, that was ballet in burglary form.

I would rob a gun store, and steal a revolver and every box of ammo for it. Then I would start my life as a badass vigilante.

 

[roflchopter]

Mercedes benz-who wouldnt want a free bad ass car? assuming somehow i would never get caught of course

 

[Donuteater2]

I would rob a gun store.Then I would use those guns and the money to rob more stores and build up a small army, so that I could rob more gun stores,so that I could get more money, so I could build up a small army, so that I could rob more gun stores...

 

[IxionIndustries]

EDIT: Either that, or Starbucks. I would have all those cofee wenches make me as many Chai Tea Frapuccinos-(Spelling please?) as I could carry.

"I'll take ALL YOUR FUCKING CHAI TEA FRAPPACCINOS *****!'
"Oh my God please don't kill me!"
"Kill you? YOU'RE MAKING MY TEA! Now hurry it up! I don't have all day!"
"...would you like extra foam--"
"OF COURSE I WANT EXTRA FOAM!"
*pistol whips*
"Anyone else want to skimp on the foam?"

That is exactly how I have it planned... Maybe have one of them fix me up a panini as well.

"NO! I SAID NO FUCKING LETTUCE!" *blam blam*

 

[Danpascooch]

Definitely Gamestop, those discs are so small, and each one of the new ones is worth $60, the weight to cash ratio is huge!

 

[Nukey]

I would rob Gamestop and steal one hundred copies of modern warfare two!

 

[likalaruku]

Since the only store I have to be physically dragged out of is comic book stores, you can guess on that. I'd takes as much Batman, Detective Comics, X-Men, & a few SLG & Zenescope Entertainment books as I could cary. & I do have a soft spot for those cheesy old She Hulk comics....

 

[Treblaine]

The Store owner.

The Store Owners' Guild would pay a hansom price for the safe return of one of their own... more than anything else is worth in the store.

Har Har! Now your thinking like a Pirate!

 

[auronvi]

A Best Buy warehouse. There is one 3 blocks from my house... been thinking about it for years! lol

 

[Motiv_]

Hooters - The Women.

 

[Ganthrinor]

United Cutlery.

I'd take just about everything from the poorly made pocketknives to the imitation swords to the replica axes and whatnot.

How would I do it? With a forklift and a moving truck. Why would I do it? I'm a sucker for a collectible sword.

 

[wikicated]

i would rob a hazardous materials depot or whatever they are called and sell what i found there to the highest bidder.

In reality though probably a Borders books, music, and games, or aforementioned game store or computer store i really need a new computer.

 

[Two-Headed Boy]

Since it is assumed I would get away with it, I think I'd rob a place nobody else would want to rob, like Hallmark. You'd get to rob all the ornaments and greeting cards and what have you. I'd just be like "Give me all your Beanie Babies!" It would be extremely badass.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Largest diamond store in the world. Would make a hell of a profit.

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

I'd break into a gamestore and take everything (P.S you never said there was a limit as of what I could take.)

I would sell all the shitty games I don't like.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Samash, and I would take everything.