You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. She thinks she's from the future.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's a secret agent.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is going to think of a reason to not date me in her next post.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's adept at killing aliens.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She makes up good stories.

 

[MadMechanic]

Date. Lives a very interesting life.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's afraid of heights.

 

[MadMechanic]

Do date. Has accidentally guessed that I genuinley am afraid of heights.

[sub] GET OUT OF MY MIND! [/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. His mind is easy to break in to.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's manipulative.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Date her.

She has saved worlds and made a few explode.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date em, he's invisible!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. That eye will eat your soul.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He can't swim.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. Her only weapon is a Nerf gun.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Dont date.

His voice will get annoying.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he's like as big as a moon or something.

 

[The Infinite]

Don't date, he's an invisible disembodied voice!

Oh you ninja you! Which is why you shouldn't date them!

 

[Scde2]

Date. X's are sexy.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's a vigilante.