You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's indecisive. He also doesn't enjoy my therapeutic methods.

 

[Scde2]

Date, wait don't! I can't decide.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's bearable at times.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She can be nice sometimes.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's not evil. I think.

 

[Souplex]

Date; she's voiced by Jennifer Hale.

 

[Yureina]

Date. At least until you figure out what that avatar is.

 

[not_the_dm]

Date. Is far more prolific than I.
[sub]he's souplexing God, thus becoming the true god[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is a little to imposing.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's been bitten by a zombie.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is charging her lazer!

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's easy to fool.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She refuses to believe facts.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He can't read.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She can't speak English.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He can't slow down time.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She talks to slow.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He can't aim.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She spends way to much time in the bathroom.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's a maniac.