You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. Eyes are a little freaky.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He sparkels in the sunlight.

 

[Yureina]

Don't date. He may be attempting to summon an apocalyptic army.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Blue hair is smexy.

 

[Code Monkey]

Do it. Though he doesn't look like it, he is actually an excellent flamingo dancer,

 

[Yureina]

Date. Big hats are awesome and are a nice shource of shade.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, they will forget you in 2.0 nanoseconds.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is always too hot, even when it's cold.

 

[Asturiel]

Date, he has sources.

@Scde2: Not too hot but I do live in a quite cold house, so I'm used to it. For instance I went for a hike with my class(religion retreat) kept a good pace and gave away my sweater to a freezing person, leaving me with a light t-shirt and pants. It was likely 3 or 4 out? With a wind chill brining it down probably into the low to mid negatives.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He is very detailed

 

[Asturiel]

*Date, he won't instinctively put asteri*cs everywhere.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Date for the sake of dating.

 

[The Eggplant]

Don't date, according to his badges he's a self-admitted vagabond. Possibly sleep with, though, if only to say that you've slept with a god. Even if it's the god of pants.

EDIT: Humbug...the above refers to Asturiel, obviously.

 

[Asturiel]

Date, he's the only one that isn't repulsed by...."that".

 

[Scde2]

Date. It's the God of Pants. If it wasn't for him, skinny jeans wouldn't exist.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, he is proud of people wearing anti reproductive pants, THOSE ABOMINATIONS!

Those peoples pants have grown weak and their primal self destructive tendencies are shown *shakes head* I try my best! I REALLY DO!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is a horrible god who dislikes his best creation!

 

[The Eggplant]

Don't date, he probably wears those jeans that need to be held up with one hand at all times. Don't deny it, you know you do.

EDIT: Bah, ninja'd again...definitely date the fellow immediately above. He too can rejoice in the knowledge that yes, some men can pull off skinny jeans.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's been ninja'd, give him a break.

Also, as a side note, skinny jeans are awesome.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, he believes wearing constricting clothing is a good thing.