You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Tharwen]

...says the man with the sky-rubber.

[sub]That's a don't, by the way.[/sub]

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, he will bombard you with ones and zeroes.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date, his pants are too Godly.

As a side note, are they British pants or US pants?

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is fragile.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Dont date.

He likes using //_0

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He doesn't know what //_0 is.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He can hum the Bulgarian national anthem at double speed.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He plays the Moonlight Sonata in the realive major.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. The only music he likes is this:

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Date. Those lasers provide excellent security.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He doesn't know that the laser should be the least of your worries.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is out of ammo.

 

[Viking Incognito]

Don't date, he looks emo.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He doesn't realize that I am emo.

 

[The Eggplant]

Date, he's a hairy Norseman. Home security AND a blanket rolled into one.

EDIT: *sigh* y'know, I have GOT to learn to type faster if I want to keep up in this forum. Anyhoo, date him too, he seems to be a pretty excellent fellow...plus his hair is sparkly. I mean, come on.

 

[The Eggplant]

Don't date, she/he/it has no appreciation of the fact that I'm not just a vegetable...I'm the vegetable!

 

[Viking Incognito]

Date, He is a samurai warrior and that's awesome.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He invaded England.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't. he's unaware that Teddy is a female Irish space nazi.

Edit: *sigh* I was ninja'd by a viking, how embarrasing...
um...Date. He... has sparkling hair...