You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's dead.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he's not dead.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She thinks being dead is a good thing.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Go ahead. Scde2 is a pretty cool dude who knows how to glare moodily at the ladies.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He thinks being dead is a bad thing.

Edit: Ninja'd
Date. He's fluffy. Fluffy is good.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's dead.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He has amnesia.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. I can't remeber why you shouldn't.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He thows windows and Rosie O'Donnell

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. Nothing could go wrong. Unless you consider him being dead a bad thing.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She will melt your face off.

 

[not_the_dm]

Date. She understands that I'm just a person with different dietary requirements.

Edit: *sigh* Ninja'd
Dont date. He's a ninja...

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He gets ninja'd.

 

[not_the_dm]

Date. The stuff he knows. You wouldn't believe.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He knows nothing.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He's possesed by a daemon.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is a demon.

 

[not_the_dm]

And? Your point is?

Don't date. He's a lightweight when it comes to the occult.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He probably has some awesome powers.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. You don't want to know why.