You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[DeleteThisPlease]

Date. Realises that only true warriors attack from the front, fighting their opponents head on!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He doesn't know how to survive.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Don't Date. He oviously is not a real man.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He'll probably be useful somehow!

 

[Scde2]

Date. She could distract people for you.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's not a doctor!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She killed the internet.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. It's his fault I have a headache.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is Derpy Derp.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He enjoys being thrown out windows.

 

[Scde2]

Date. I'd tap that.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. No one would tap that.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She taps Uranus.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He'll tap anything.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She'll tap everything.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's...crazy or something.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She makes it hard to find a gif avatar.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Don't date. He goes after everything that moves.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He eats people.
@Scde2: How do I make it hard?

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She just does.