You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He hates puppies.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She couldn't catch Bill Williamson.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's wrong.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She was killed by a bunch of coyotes.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He fights bears.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She cheats at poker.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He plays fair.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She shot her own horse by accident.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's right, but it wasn't an accident. He's also an outlaw. I guess that's good.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She drank the water in Mexico.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date. He knows too much about your leg hair.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;He's a little monochromatic.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't date He obviously doesn't believe in the GREAT GOD CTHULHU!

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;Isn't a practicing Oprahist.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date; Doesn't like big words.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;He's a creepy stalker with no personal info on his profile.