You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Vrex360]

Date, he can score you weed.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;He hates humans.

 

[Yureina]

Don't date. Makes baseless assumptions about the likes and dislikes of badass aliens.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;He has never seen this particular alien attack someone.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. He doesn't like to make assumptions about Badass Aliens.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date, he clearly DOES make baseless assumptions about badass aliens.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. If you don't you'll be shot into the sun, or stabbed. There's also a chance you could be tortured. I don't really know what course of action an Elite would take, but it'll probably be one of those! He's also awesome.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. She has muffins!

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He doesn't have any muffins.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date; she has a phobia of muffins, especially blueberry ones.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He can stop time.
[sup] How are you this fine day/evening Thar? [/sup]

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. She can't restart time afterwards.

[sub]Morning, actually. It's 10:14. And, yes I'm fairly happy. I'm going home in a few hours.[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's constantly trying to kill you.

[sup] Oh. It's only a bit after 5 here. Still not sure why I'm still up. [/sup]

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. She'll constantly think you're trying to kill her.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's bankrupt.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. She'll bail you out.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's evil or something.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. She has a high midichlorian count.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He has an army of dinosaurs. He also enjoys being knocked over. I suggest you knock him over all the time.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. She sets a bad example.