You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date. He's face seems to have been subject to Training from hell.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, he doesn't know how much stronger my training has made me.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date Him. He fails to recognize that his face will mean he is eternally single. and not in the happy way either.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, he is not the husband you are looking for. *waves hand*

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date Him. He foolishly fell into my trap. "Just as Planned"

 

[Ren3004]

Date him, or he'll set traps for you.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Date him, he'll strike terror and fear into the heart of your enemies!

 

[Ren3004]

Date her, she'll lure your enemies with her sexiness and sweetness and then murder them brutally!
[sub]You sound like you're talking about Batman.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Don't date him, he'll give you the evil eye...

[sub] XD! Well it could describe Batman too.[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date her, she doesn't know how sexy the evil eye is.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date Him. He knows the Power of the Evil Eye

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Don't date him. Misa will tear your throat out.

 

[Ren3004]

Date her, she'll pick off your enemies one by one.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date Him. He can be easily manipulated

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Date him, he'll bring on a new world order and take you with him.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, after I'm finished with him he'll be nothing but half an eyeball.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date Him. He has only ONE eyeball.

 

[The Hairminator]

Don't date him, he'll use reversed psychology until you go nuts.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date him. He knows me.

 

[Ren3004]

Date him, he knows himself!