You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's too violent.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She shot me.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He shot himself.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is the reason I shot myself!

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He can't take responsibility for his own actions.

 

[JIst00]

Date, cooks a mean chilli.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Can't make a decent meringue.

 

[The Hairminator]

Don't date, has a food fetish.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. You don't want to to anger him.

 

[JIst00]

Date, fears a strong hand =P

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He'll push you off a cliff.

 

[Rasputin1]

Don't date. I hear he collects dolls.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is on probation.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Don't Date. A stickman will beat the other loving crap out of your walls.

Calumon: No walls between us, meaning we can be happy. : )

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. It's probably his fault that he is.

Date. He'll ninja you, but he has a digimon. That makes up for it.

 

[Rasputin1]

Date. Just look at the monobrow..

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. There's no color.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He owns part of the world.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She can't drive.

 

[JIst00]

Date, has soft soft hands.