You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date. Not True.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He is closest to the truth as you are going to get.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. He's so funny.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. He speaks the Truth. or as close to the truth he can get to.
Ninja. Damn Ninja.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He doesn't have AIDS.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. He DOES! [sub]Wait......[/sub]

 

[she_never_was]

....don't date. Like's Twilight.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Likes Lady Gaga.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. He can read your po-po-poker face.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. just cause.
@:she never was. How DARE YOU! *slap*

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Abusive.

[sub]ummm, what?[/sub]

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. Thinks I'm Abusive when I'm actually not. Which means she KNOWS I'm not abusive but said that to mess with me.
[sub]What?[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is abusive and denies it.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date. I'm not. and PROVE IT!

 

[she_never_was]

"How DARE YOU! *slap*"

Don't date. Was proven wrong.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Abusive in a good way.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. He makes sense.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. He doesn't make sense.


He does make some mighty fine pancakes, though.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She stole my cents.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. Is easy. To steal cents from.