You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Cole would just run off.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't have a name at all.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Doesn't realize that I don't need a name.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's a nobody.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. I'll destroy him soon.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Presses X to Jason.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He has a space station.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He hangs out with the wrong crowd.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. Thinks he hangs with the right crowd.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Because there is no one else here.
[sub]Besides me.[/sub]

 

[she_never_was]

Date. Because he is so good at the obvious.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She has magical powers.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. His magical powers are limited to summoning useless corporate gifts.

 

[Vrex360]

Date, he's friendly.

Apart from, you know, the whole bullet thing.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He underestimates the value of a friendship with an Aperture Science Enrichment Centre Automated Sentry Turret Safety Bullet.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

Dont date. She's so monotone she thinks that Fallout New Vegas could do without the dark and pop humor the series is known for!

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date. He's a vicious murderer and an attrocious stereotype of the Irish people.

 

[Fraught]

Don't date. He's a vicious murderer and an atrocious stereotype of religious fanatics.

[sub][sub][sub]Okay, okay, I don't know almost anything about Halo. Bite me. [/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Tharwen]

Date. Who needs a toaster when you have...

Spoiler

[HEADING=1]A RACCOON SITH WITH A LIGHTSABER![/HEADING]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Date. He's a nice little turret.