You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He hates coffee.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Hates me.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's right.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He stays up late for me.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's a liar.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He lies to himself.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's always wrong!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Funny first name.

 

[LeonLethality]

Don't date. He is indecisive about the shoes he wants to wear.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's the Cole Train!

Don't date. Ninja~

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. Has just been ninja'd.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Knows that Shock was just ninja'd.

 

[not_the_dm]

Date. He knows that I know that shock was just ninja'd.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. *Throws not_the_dm out the window*

 

[not_the_dm]

*From outside*
[sub][sub][sub]Don't date. Throws people out of the window to remove the opposistion.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is trying to be all secret like.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He doesn't remember how far down it is.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He cheats in everything.

 

[Sniperyeti]

Date, and together you can rule the galaxy.

 

[Tharwen]

Date or he'll eat you.

I'm serious.