You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Totenkopf]

Don't date. They want to see you fail.

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Date,Even if it is just a metal chin,it looks like a metal beard and metal facial hair is very in

Spoiler: Metallic Beard

Where is that from?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date, unless you really like paying for the most expensive thing on the menu. Every time.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Date. He's exotic.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. I just found out that rifle's got pretty good range.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. Dead guys can't say "no".

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Date,Just for teh lulz of Metallic Beard.

Don't date. They want to see you fail.

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Date,Even if it is just a metal chin,it looks like a metal beard and metal facial hair is very in

Spoiler: Metallic Beard

Where is that from?

The lady Gaga Bad romance music video,if you haven't seen it I can sum it up in one sentence,It is the future and everything is weird.

 

[Code Monkey]

I believe when she breaks into random chanting she is trying to summon Cthulhu. And what's the deal with "BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD I WANT UR BLOOD!?" Is she a vampire with down syndrome?

On topic: I wouldn't. Metal facial hair will not be tolerated.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. He'll yell at you, but he's epic.

The lady Gaga Bad romance music video,if you haven't seen it I can sum it up in one sentence,It is the future and everything is weird.

Ah, I see. I think metal-beards go pretty well in the category of "from the future and weird"

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He'll probably kill you.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Don't date,Lacks a metal beard.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Should be sent to the insane asylum.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Don't date. He doesn't trust lunatics.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Don't date. She's got enough guys after her as it is.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. Then come back and tell us if it's safe.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Don't date,Could possibly be lady gaga

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. But only if your name is Lady Gaga.

 

[not_the_dm]

Date. There's nothing wrong with being dead.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Dont date...Alright fine,Date

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. That right eye's got to be covered for a reason.

 

[Totenkopf]

Don't date. Wait for the resurrection.