You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He's just a lowly initiate.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He's been gone for weeks. At least, I haven't seen him.

[sub]I now have more posts than you [/sub]

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date. He notices when people go missing.

[sup]He's also going to need all the support he can get when my post count goes above his again.[/sup]

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Date,has a ps3 and a steam account.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Must be talking to me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't date. They will die randomly.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's a Nobel Laureate.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He's ALIVE! Run!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He doesn't share.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't date, he doesn't fly.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Is made of cauliflower.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He knows why. *Wink wink nudge nudge*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He'll sell your organs on the black market.

 

[superbatranger]

Date. He takes showers.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Just to make him sad.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't do iiiiittt! Because I said so.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He'll probably stop posting for a long while.