You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. Thinks it's all about the hair.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. The darkness of his avatar reminds me to turn on the light once in a while.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date.

 

[Mister Awesome]

dont date, its either a dude or an ugly chick

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. He's a Sniper. That's awesome.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. What would skeletor think of me if I did?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. He's needed a distraction, ever since Skeletor dumped him for some Justice League reject.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. His body is starting to stink up the place.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. His nostrils are wide open. I think he is anrgry.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He will die soon and you could take all of his money.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. He thinks about future and money and not of back to the future (or did you now?)

 

[Scde2]

Date. His username implies that he has an uzi.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He needs someone to keep him in line.

 

[Vrex360]

Date him, he'll give you cake and totally not bullets.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He's already eaten all the cake.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Date,He's a turret.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He's attracted to turrets.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Date,He is a member of a secret society based off of Eddie Murphy.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date him, he's a Werehog.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date him, he'll try to escape.