You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. He just offended my avatar's picture (in dear memory).

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He makes confusing accusations that I don't understand.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. Just to say: "It was me, not you." (Just kidding, sometimes I'm a bit strange in references).

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He makes confusing references that I don't understand.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. He can walk!

 

[SPCF]

Don't date.
Dates people simply because they can walk.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. Because Morpheus only had the blue pill left.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. Controlls the Matrix.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. A little too pale.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. Not many people can pull off that shade of leprous.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He takes pale to new heights.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't realize that could be a good thing.

 

[Stone Wera]

Date. Prod him all night and then laugh about it when turns his back.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, they were Pepsi a second ago.

 

[Dommius]

Date, purely for the Canadian flag

 

[SPCF]

Don't date.
Has a lame brother that follows everywhere he goes and watches everything he does.

 

[Vrex360]

Date him. He's not human and that's a plus with me.

 

[SPCF]

Don't date.
No junk.