You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Stone Wera]

Don't date. Is not open minded enough to be a shark.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date him, he's predjudiced against sharks.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Date. He's orthorhombic. How can that not be good?

 

[Stone Wera]

Don't date. That leg gun could go off at any minute...

 

[Trivun]

DOn't date: I have an irrational fear of clowns who vomit rainbows. It's just so... unnerving...

 

[Stone Wera]

Don't date. He's predjudiced against clowns!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date: he's a clowns rights activist. That's the worst kind of activist!

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. Don't know out of which of those little boxes he is thinking.

 

[shadowhunter2000]

Dont date. Looks Odd :L

 

[Asturiel]

You shouldn't date, they can't dance for shit!

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, they don't see the pants in the air.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. Don't date, he probably sings beat it when you're there.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date; he's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and hurt you.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, they are correct too often.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. In his spare time, he's an angry quizmaster.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, they don't appreciate a good quiz binge.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. Just look at those smokin' dance-moves.

 

[Nukey]

Date. He's a freaking skull, and that's manly as can be.