You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

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Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
May 7, 2009
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Don't date. He has no pants left. Also, he doesn't know what sort of pants I'm referring to.
 

Scde2

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Mar 25, 2010
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Don't date. He probably talks like those people in Killing Floor.
 

Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
May 7, 2009
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Date. He doesn't know the sensation of warm, loving pants on cold legs.

...too homoerotic?
 

Jack_Uzi

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Mar 18, 2009
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Date. Only to remember him that the zipper's a ***** when straight out of the dryer.

... Don't worry. I'm not a serious person :)
 

Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
May 7, 2009
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Date. All his skinny jeans are belong to Scde2, since Scde2 is the Skinny-jeans-lord.