You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[SPCF]

Don't date.
He doesn't

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. He can spell his name real good!

 

[SPCF]

Date.
Likes how I spell my name.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. He can read between the lines.

*Edit... was that a ninja? I think I saw sumthi'n..

 

[SPCF]

What was a ninja...?

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Can't see ninjas. Could make for deaths.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, they have a hat for a bucket, you don't want to know what they use that bucket for....

[sub](It goes on their HEAD!!!! You have been warned)[/sub]

 

[Tharwen]

Can't fit his head in the bucket. It's terribly inconvenient, and trust me, he has tried.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Uses buckets.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Kicked the bucket.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, you'll have to deal with his family (buckets they be)

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. I've got a jar of dirt.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. He holds Davy Jones heart. Then promptly dump him for Davy Jones.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. She's a zombie girl in a zombie world.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date, he keeps Aqua in his Toybox.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. He should know, he stole 'em

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He finds cheap slapstick hilarious. It gets annoying the 20[sup]th[/sup] time he rolls around in laughter at watching someone slip over on the ice in Winter.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. Would say the same thing if I was a tripod that couldn't handle ice.

 

[dontcallmemuffin]

dont date
makes farting noices with his hands and begins giggling

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Does the same with his flippers.