You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date; he doesn't bother checking his facts.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/netdict/frightening

F-r-i-g-h-t-e-n-i-n-g is a word, but F-i-g-h-t-e-n-i-n-g is not. You're missing an 'R'.

OT: Don't date, he doesn't know how to spell "frightening" correctly.

...Fair enough.

Date. He watches Futurama.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Admits to being wrong when he is.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Date. very succinct.

(fixed the title. weird that it only shows up on new posts...
edit: nevermind)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, he learns from his mistakes.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Mistook his close relatives for cacti.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Might get shot.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, is prolific.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

date, hes awesome

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She only has one eye. That means she's completely useless.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Undervalues monoscopic vision.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Susceptible to gravity portal guns.

 

[MachoFern]

Don't date, affected by gravity

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, doesn't know the difference (or is using some weird context) between "effect" and "affect".

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. I thought they were interchangeable...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, didn't give a valid reason not to date me.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. I don't need a reason. You're just a generally unlikeable person

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's mean.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, he's a friendly emo.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Is an overly aggressive emo...
[sub]...with knives.[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's actually an emo but is ashamed to admit it on the intertubes.